Arch Ham

Noun - An extrememly unpleasant, dishonest, stupid, or manipulative person with significant power or authority, especially over you. A more extreme version of Capital Ass.

Origin: Music industry term.

1. "The booker at that club is an Arch Ham."

2. "Man, that talent scout turned out to be a real Arch Ham."

by Alex February 26, 2005

big cheeseburger

A juicy delicacy from Jack in the Box.

Katy got jizzed on her shirt by the big cheeseburger from Jack in the Cack.

by Alex June 18, 2006

new baby

a baby just born implying that it is indeed new and not like the old baby- where is that thing?

let me hold the new baby while i step on the old one.

by alex December 28, 2003

back door commando

one who is thirsting for anal sex usually homo-erotic males.

Two backdoor commandos raided my home and my Ass!

by Alex August 09, 2003

dirty+sanchez

a dirty sanchez is when you have anal sex and then smear the remaining feces onto your partners upper lip, like a mustache.

I tapped some freaky booty last night, she was so freaky she wanted me to give her the dirty sanchez.

by alex August 20, 2004

Dude Man

-another way of saying dude or man
-usually used to replace tha person's name

yo, Dude man, let's ball

But, dude man!

by Alex September 16, 2004

Van Gogh poopie

The kind of poopie that you find so amazing, you just have to show someone else.

Mark dumped quite a Van Gogh poopie, but everyone else thought it was just crap.

by Alex January 20, 2005