Cough Drop

When you stick your dick down a chikenhead mouth until she gag on it.
That assclown chikenhead aint never sucked cock before so i gave her a bangin ass cough drop.
by Alex November 18, 2003
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poss

A mispelling of 'boss'
"Yo, these altoids are poss."
"Wtf did you just say?"
"I...don't know ;.;"
by Alex August 20, 2003
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Tarkus

1971 Emerson, Lake, and Palmer album
by Alex March 26, 2003
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stright up cunt

The ulitmate insult to call a girl, when whore, and slut just wont cut it.
I knew this one girl she used to rapidly fornicate with any willing member of the opsite species, she was a stright up cunt!
by alex June 27, 2005
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j/p

A: What's up?
B: j/p
by Alex June 30, 2006
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Festivus

Adapted from the episode of Seinfeld; "The Strike". It must take place between any holiday period. However, it is much preferred to coincide with the December to February holiday atmosphere.

The Festivus consists of "The Airing of Grievances" and the "Feats of Strength". However, in accordance with the official Brisbane-Adelaide agreement “The Airing of Grievances” will be now known as “The Time of Crap Speeches” and “Feats of Strength” will be now known as “Crushing Booze”.

There is an icon known as “The Festivus Pole”. It must be in the form of a microphone stand. It should be tall, golden, long and skinny. The microphone must be broken by the end of Festivus, during intoxicated karaoke sessions.

In the beginning there was Festivus One. It was held in Brisbane in February 2003 and, behold, it was very good. The second Festivus was held in December 2003 in Adelaide and there was light.

And on the seventh day of each Festivus sanctuary will be given to those who have gone without sleep and without walking in a straight line. And he shall rest on the seventh day from all his sauce which he has hacked.

Finally, each day you pass in between each Festivus must be spent spreading forth the good word of Festivus and the adventures that were had.
"A Festivus, For the Rest of Us!" - Frank Costanza
by Alex December 22, 2003
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moonbar

this is a 1337 counter strike source player. He pwns everyone except for Monkéy. If you ever see him surround him in a circle
aaron fogel is a 1337 moonbar
by Alex April 06, 2005
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