aLEx's definitions

Minnesota Wild

A professional hockey team that set an all-time sports record by scoring one pathetic goal in an entire best of seven series.

Because of the team's Minnesota Wild-like play, they got shutout for third straight time.

by Alex March 4, 2004

jizztacular

The act of something being so exciting and amazing that it causes instant orgasm

That new Movie Trailer is Jizztacular, Crap I think I need a new pair of pants

by Alex January 20, 2004

break off

to make one have an orgasm during sexual intercourse (veeerrryyy good one)

"break me off, show me what you got, cuz i dont want no oooone minute man" - missy

by alex May 20, 2003

vegetarian

Pointlessly denying yourself something good over something not so good. Phrase originated from a humourous comment made by Suz when refering to a fruit cake as being vegetarian ie: it contained no chocolate.

"Shall we bag those nice comfy chairs to sit on during the ceremony, it is sure to be really long and boring."

"Nah I want to sit on the floor near the front"

"You Vegetarian!"

by Alex May 13, 2006

XGM

Extraordinary General Meeting

Usally call to voice anger at the leadership or worst, a vote of no confidence

by Alex November 19, 2004

ricer

A person with a car(usually a Honda)who has spent more on visual modifications than they pay in apartment rent each year. They are usually aged between 18-30. They belive they are hot shit untill ask to race them, then they chicken out because they only have a stock 1.6L inline four engine.

See that ricer over there with the Civic? I'll bet he has a small penis.

by Alex February 8, 2004

Coprology

The study of the art of eating ones own excrement. A Coprologist is one who practives coprology.

I am planning on earning a degree in Coprology from Cornell University.

by Alex May 13, 2005