AOL

The worlds most widespread computer virus. Packaged with almost every software, and even your magazines, and your personal mail, it is impossible to avoid. Al-Quaeda supports AOL. BURN THE AOL BEFORE THEY ATTACK AGAIN!

The AOL Virus Version 9.0 just came in the mail! Throw it in the AOL Crematorium!

by Alex June 04, 2004

Talking

When two people like eachother and are getting to know each other better,but are still single and not "going out" yet.

I've been talking to talking to this boy for a few weeks, but hes not my boyfriend yet.

by alex December 06, 2003

jayster

Marijuana joint. Derived from the term, "J."

I cant wait until I am done rolling this jayster, so we can smoke it.

by alex February 28, 2005

hara-kiri

A suicidal move used in Mortl Kombat Deception when you lose to the computer/friends; japanese term because Midway would be in some deep trouble if they used the english version.

All the hara-kiri's in MK Deception are the same thing

by Alex January 04, 2005

guilty

act of remorse or regret

Man i feel so guilty for fucking your mom last night.

by Alex March 13, 2003

college rock

Music, stemming from college students getting together to form a band, in hopes of becoming rockstars, but doing so by straying away from any mainstream styles and doing so by being jammy and being "unique."

This ultimately results in becoming a typical college band -- having piss-poor production qualities (always done in a weekend's time at a crappy local studio), slightly out of tune vocalists and/or guitars, acoustic guitars, and lots of jamming. 99% of college bands belong to this group, which is why 99% of successful bands do not come from college formed bands.

The college rock phenomenom is why college bands rarely become succesful.

by Alex November 26, 2004

slang

Colloquial english for those who can't speak english properly.

I speak slang, because I'm a teenager and I'm trying to be cool.

by Alex May 22, 2003