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Deltarune Chapter 2 

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THE BEST CHAPTER 2 OF ANY GAME (unless minecraft comes out with a chapter two, that will top it.)

I MEAN SPAMTON HAS AWESOME MUSIC AND AN EPIC NEO FIGHT
I LOVE THE ENDING WHERE KRIS FALLS OUT THE WINDOW LOL
I LOVE HOW THE ENTIRE CHAPTER JUST REPRESENTS THE INTERNET
OOOOO SNOWGRAVE
THE FINAL QUEEN BOSS WHERE ITS THAT ARCADE FIGHTING GAME AGAIN

*dies of happiness*

toby fox: chapter 2 is out
everyone: epic
*everyone plays it*
also everyone: E P I C
DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 IS EPIC

Deltarune Chapter 2 by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021

help 

can a mod please ban me from this site until 10/15/21 please i'm fucking addicted

DO NOT POST THIS MODS
please a mod just ban me from this site for the next 3 days i need a break

help me modssssssssssss

help by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021

urban addictionary 

spending an hour or more being sucked into the wormhole of urban dictionary

guy: i was on urban dictionary for over an hour just looking at the weirdest definitions i could find
man: it should be called urban addictionary
guy: yea

urban addictionary by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021

Minecraft 

When you buy Minecraft, you're buying pure happiness.

boi 1: omg i bought minecraft and its fucking awesome
boi 2: its a game
boi 1: an AMAZING game!

Minecraft by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021

Checkpoint 03 

-err 2104-
-please check codebook on how to fix error 2104-
-shutting down-

i'm writing this at 7 in the morning and i'm really tired
god i need sleep
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Checkpoint 03 by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021

Checkpoint 02

Good job, you made it to the second checkpoint..
-TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED-
Unfortunately, Candice wasn't so lucky.
Who's Candice, you ask?
Candi-
-TRANSMISSION FIXED-
I don't know what happened. Anyways, relax at this checkpoint until you're ready to go through the next area of sex-related definitions.

in the last checkpoint i said that my dumbass was making checkpoints for people

Checkpoint 02

Checkpoint 02 by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021

Checkpoint 01 

Alright, comrade. Looks like you've made it to the first checkpoint. Here you can relax, and take a break from all the definitions about sex and other stuff.

When you're ready to leave, just go to another definition. Hopefully, you'll survive to Checkpoint 02.

me: damn this site is full of sex
also my dumbass: i should make a bunch of checkpoints for people

*proceeds to create Checkpoint 01, Checkpoint 02, etc.*

Checkpoint 01 by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021