Definitions by a guy named Hashbrown

Mental illnessphobic 

The hate/fear of straight people.

Person 1: I'm mental illnessphobic
Person 2: Same, for some reason straight guys keep trying to hook up w me.

Mental illnessphobic by a guy named Hashbrown July 12, 2022

The nasty 2.0 

Sexual intercourse but gay.

Person 1 - Me and person 3 did the nasty 2.0 last night.
Person 2 - Yall should let me join you next time.
Person 1 - What?

The nasty 2.0 by a guy named Hashbrown May 31, 2022

Think about the children 

What homophobes say to justify their own homophobia because apparently kids can't understand trans people.

Normal Person: I'm glad there is LGBTQ+ recognition in this movie. Finally I can relate to this characters struggles.

Insane Entitled White Woman: WHAT?! THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!

Think about the children by a guy named Hashbrown May 31, 2022

Finnish school 

Schools in Finland are the best schools. They allow mental health breaks, shorter school time, and have better graduation rates than almost any other country.

Finnish Person: I used to go to the best school.
Danish Person: Let me guess, a Finnish school.

Finnish school by a guy named Hashbrown April 13, 2022

Jasper 

A knock-off version of the name 'Casper'/'Kasper'. Normally a socially awkward pre-pubescent boy with too many freckles that will probably change his name.

Casper: Did you hear that Jasper is changing his name to Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke?

Kasper: Thats such an unnecessarily short name.

Jasper by a guy named Hashbrown April 9, 2022

Veganphobia 

A ploy used by animal rights activists to make themselves feel oppressed.

Animal rights activist: Stop veganphobia!
Person: Stop making unnecessary problems.

Veganphobia by a guy named Hashbrown April 9, 2022

Defy god 

When you take your hormone pills.
(Based off of a tweet by a trans person)

Person 1: Did you forget to defy god this morning?
Person 2: Oh thanks for telling me I forgot to!

Defy god by a guy named Hashbrown March 27, 2022