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Definitions by a guy named Hashbrown

Mental illnessphobic 

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The hate/fear of straight people.
Person 1: I'm mental illnessphobic
Person 2: Same, for some reason straight guys keep trying to hook up w me.

The nasty 2.0 

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Person 1 - Me and person 3 did the nasty 2.0 last night.
Person 2 - Yall should let me join you next time.
Person 1 - What?

Think about the children 

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What homophobes say to justify their own homophobia because apparently kids can't understand trans people.
Normal Person: I'm glad there is LGBTQ+ recognition in this movie. Finally I can relate to this characters struggles.

Insane Entitled White Woman: WHAT?! THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!

Finnish school 

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Schools in Finland are the best schools. They allow mental health breaks, shorter school time, and have better graduation rates than almost any other country.
Finnish Person: I used to go to the best school.
Danish Person: Let me guess, a Finnish school.

Jasper 

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A knock-off version of the name 'Casper'/'Kasper'. Normally a socially awkward pre-pubescent boy with too many freckles that will probably change his name.
Casper: Did you hear that Jasper is changing his name to Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke?

Kasper: Thats such an unnecessarily short name.

Veganphobia 

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A ploy used by animal rights activists to make themselves feel oppressed.
Animal rights activist: Stop veganphobia!
Person: Stop making unnecessary problems.

Defy god 

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When you take your hormone pills.
(Based off of a tweet by a trans person)
Person 1: Did you forget to defy god this morning?
Person 2: Oh thanks for telling me I forgot to!
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