_Dr. Evil's definitions

internal cumshot

made when you squeeze the tip in hopes of making less of a mess before someone walks in on you rubbing your bone phook very painful

well it seems last night you caught me spankin it -- then i had an internal cumshot

by _Dr. Evil February 14, 2003

konkey dong

dont play with it too much or it might break
multiplayer konkey dong is fun

hey wanna come (over) and play konkey dong with me?

by _Dr. Evil February 14, 2003

bone phook

You can lose it in your drawers if youre not careful with it...
Just dont let everyone handle it..
And dont hold it against me.

Oh man i just dropped my bone phook!

by _Dr. Evil February 14, 2003

gertificate

when you leven stynch all over yourself

Oh man I gotta go wipe this gertificate off my shit gash

by _Dr. Evil February 14, 2003

jinal fustice

what the supreme court gives to people
if you are bad jinal fustice might come back to haunt you
extremely contagious

"i got some bad jinal fustice from my dad"

by _Dr. Evil February 14, 2003

crazy popcorn anus

the sphinkter is irritated and inflamed from the remnants of popcorn kernels that have been expelled through the shit gash

"what the?.. i didnt eat no corn" - fat bastard

by _Dr. Evil February 14, 2003