Zutroy's definitions

gun control

Something which is enforced in Britain, and as a result, only 70 people a year are killed each year by guns, compared with America's 12'000.
And don't say 'that's because America's population is vastly bigger'. It's only 4 times bigger than Britain's, which means only 280 people should be killed by guns each year over there

Switzerland don't have gun control, but they have a low crime rate because they're not constitution-fucking American nutjobs!! In the words of the great Chris Rock; 'You need some bullet control!!'

by zutroy March 2, 2004

chorer

townies who steal stuff. Tend to wear bomber jackets. Originated in Mytholmroyd, near Halifax

ere raat dickhaaadd, ya got twenny pee? - typical chorer

by zutroy February 11, 2004

little britain

too funny!

Friend #1 - Little Britain is too funny!
Friend #2 - Yeah I Know!

by zutroy March 30, 2004

vice city

The only game which saddened me to complete, because I never wanted it to end

GTA Vice City will probably go down as the most enjoyable PS2 game ever

by zutroy September 17, 2004

sit on my face

.....and tell me that you love meeeeeeeeee!!

monty python anthem

by zutroy February 12, 2004

Newcastle United

Soon-to-be-debt-ridden club with barcodes for shirts and a penchant for signing complete arseholes

Bowyer, Woodgate, Bellamy, Shearer, Kluivert

"We saw you crying on the telly!"

by zutroy August 30, 2004

woo

To take someone out on a date

Ross: I just want to woo her
Chandler: Or...you could take her back to the 19th Century when that word was last used!

by zutroy August 8, 2004