used-food relocation centre

The arse.

Serina's husband left for work, so she lay on the bed and shoved her digit in and out of her used-food relocation centre.

by Zonal K October 1, 2019

Beef release

The act of doing a shit.

I'm never eating at Wally's Roadhouse again, this will be my third beef release today, and it's not even 10am.

by Zonal K September 28, 2019

feacal squeegie

The act of shitting on someone and rubbing it on them, as if you were 'cleaning' them.

While Kelly was face-down, Tom took the opportunity to give her a feacal squeegie.

by Zonal K October 3, 2019

Vulnerabowel

The state of being in the squatting position, defecating, and being exposed to negative events such as robbery, humiliation and even sexual assault.

Even though her anus was expelling a string of post-curry, she knew she was vulnerabowel. This was, after all, India.

by Zonal K September 23, 2019

Beasting

The act of acting like a wild beast and shitting outside of the toilet; normally on a guest while they sleep.

Anton had to throw his sleeping bag away after he fell victim to a Beasting.

by Zonal K July 27, 2019

Yeast Sheath

A woman's vagina AKA foul cunt.

I was three knuckles deep into Charlene's yeast sheath when her mum came in. So I fucked her in the arse.

by Zonal K August 17, 2019

Arse Giraffe

A long shit; resembling the neck of a giraffe.

I just let an Arse Giraffe loose in the toilet bowl - I wouldnt go in there for a while if I was you.

by Zonal K June 22, 2019