Gash register

The act of putting coins on your girlfriend's tits, then fucking her until they fly off; flipping her over straight after and swiping a credit card through her arse crack.

Yeah I won't be seeing Jane again, I think I freaked her out with the gash register last night.

by Zonal K September 02, 2019

bowel banana

A turd.

He crawled up onto Dave's car and dropped a bowel banana onto his bonnet.

by Zonal K October 08, 2019

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9

The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.

Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.

by Zonal K September 25, 2019

meatal smearant

A smear of feaces (or skid marks) in the jocks or knickers.

Dave's mum dry wretched as she unpacked his washing basket and found a pair of jocks with heavy meatal smearant in them.

by Zonal K September 26, 2019

beatal seepage

The feaces that gets forced out of your arse sometimes if you masturbate too hard.

Jerry's mum knew he had been thrashing his pork sword and watching porn, there was beatal seepage all over the couch.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019

used-food relocation centre

The arse.

Serina's husband left for work, so she lay on the bed and shoved her digit in and out of her used-food relocation centre.

by Zonal K October 01, 2019

feacal squeegie

The act of shitting on someone and rubbing it on them, as if you were 'cleaning' them.

While Kelly was face-down, Tom took the opportunity to give her a feacal squeegie.

by Zonal K October 03, 2019