Arse Giraffe

A long shit; resembling the neck of a giraffe.

I just let an Arse Giraffe loose in the toilet bowl - I wouldnt go in there for a while if I was you.

by Zonal K June 23, 2019

Hole patrol

The act of driving around looking for pump partners.

Last night I spent 2 hours and $15 in fuel on hole patrol before I ended up getting my knob gobbled.

by Zonal K October 03, 2019

feacal squeegie

The act of shitting on someone and rubbing it on them, as if you were 'cleaning' them.

While Kelly was face-down, Tom took the opportunity to give her a feacal squeegie.

by Zonal K October 04, 2019

brown bowel barrel

A solid turd.

A brown bowel barrel was left at his doorstep. It must of been his ex.

by Zonal K October 09, 2019

Houndal mound

A pile of dog shit.

Frances went to check the mail, bare-footed, and trod on a steaming houndal mound.

by Zonal K September 04, 2019

cream of dick'n soup

Semen.

Her mouth was overflowing with cream of dick'n soup.

by Zonal K September 30, 2019

Waste baste

To cover yourself in excrement.

I saw a vagrant on the train this morning engage in an act of waste baste. Commuters were dry wretching and there was corn in his nose.

by Zonal K September 24, 2019