Definitions by Zonal K

Squeeze beans through the jeans 

To let a fart rip whike wearing pants.

Pull my finger son, I'm about to squeeze beans through the jeans.

Squeeze beans through the jeans by Zonal K September 30, 2019

Brown gownage 

The act of defecating on someone and smearing it all over them, giving the appearance they are wearing a gown.

Kate staggered home, covered in another person's bowel butter after a drug-induced night of brown gownage.

Brown gownage by Zonal K September 29, 2019

Arse mask 

Smeared shit across the face, giving the appearance of a mask.

He had forgotten it was Halloween. The shops were shut, so he had to apply an arse mask.

Arse mask by Zonal K September 29, 2019

Beef release 

The act of doing a shit.

I'm never eating at Wally's Roadhouse again, this will be my third beef release today, and it's not even 10am.

Beef release by Zonal K September 28, 2019

Post-cereal material 

A shit done after breakfast.

Nelly had stomach cramps....she badly needed to get to the bowel bowl to release some post-cereal material.

Post-cereal material by Zonal K September 27, 2019

Pole pumping 

Male masturbation.

Mark's mum walked into his room and caught him pole pumping. She was initially horrified, but then started to enjoy the porn on the TV.

Pole pumping by Zonal K September 26, 2019

Mayonnaids 

Semen containing the HIV virus.

About 1 week into her backpacking trip through Rwanda, Shelley got sprayed with mayonnaids from a vagrant in the street who had been pole pumping behind a bush.

Mayonnaids by Zonal K September 26, 2019