A human turd, not necessarily deposited in a toilet, that prevents you from getting somewhere - thus providing a virtual barrier.
The wad of human excrement strewn across the train underpass was a Great Barrier Beef that resulted in Duncan going back home for the day.
by Zonal K August 19, 2019
Get the Great Barrier Beefmug. by Zonal K June 24, 2018
Get the thunder punched cuntmug. The smell given off when human shit gets vigorously rubbed, often (but not always) during heavy anal pumping.
A guy on the bus today shat in his hand and masturbated with it.. you could smell the feacal friction....
by Zonal K September 25, 2018
Get the feacal frictionmug. He wiped his nose and recoiled with disgust... He forgot he was wearing an anal bangle from last night's session with Jane.
by Zonal K October 7, 2019
Get the Anal banglemug. He pressed his anus hard against to plane's seat and expressed a little squeezant. The noise went unnoticed, but the smell was going to be a little harder to manage.
by Zonal K October 9, 2019
Get the Squeezantmug. Nelly had stomach cramps....she badly needed to get to the bowel bowl to release some post-cereal material.
by Zonal K September 27, 2019
Get the Post-cereal materialmug. The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.
Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.
by Zonal K October 10, 2019
Get the Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7mug.