Zonal K's definitions

Fecal base-camp

When a guy hasn't got the nerve to stick his finger or his cock inside the arse of a girl, but he spends a bit of time around her anus - testing for another time.

He knew Patricia was nervous, but filthy, so for the first date he only went to fecal base-camp.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

Squeezant

A fart.

He pressed his anus hard against to plane's seat and expressed a little squeezant. The noise went unnoticed, but the smell was going to be a little harder to manage.

by Zonal K October 9, 2019

Anal bangle

A shit ring left around your wrist after fisting someone's arse.

He wiped his nose and recoiled with disgust... He forgot he was wearing an anal bangle from last night's session with Jane.

by Zonal K October 7, 2019

Klunge sponge

A tampon.

It was that time of the month, she needed to insert her klunge sponge.

by Zonal K September 13, 2019

End Of Financial Smear

The act of, on June 30 each year, smearing yourself in your own arse batter and starting to do your tax return.

Ive been loading up on curry for End Of Financial Smear tomorrow.

by Zonal K June 28, 2018

Dent vent

The anus.

She fingered his dent vent while she chowed on his cum column.

by Zonal K October 17, 2019

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.

Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.

by Zonal K October 10, 2019