Zonal K's definitions

waist water

Piss

He sat on the train and leaked waist water. The scene and smell was incredible.

by Zonal K October 4, 2019

Hole patrol

The act of driving around looking for pump partners.

Last night I spent 2 hours and $15 in fuel on hole patrol before I ended up getting my knob gobbled.

by Zonal K October 3, 2019

feacal squeegie

The act of shitting on someone and rubbing it on them, as if you were 'cleaning' them.

While Kelly was face-down, Tom took the opportunity to give her a feacal squeegie.

by Zonal K October 3, 2019

punch out a chunk of rump junk

To do a shit.

Jayden ran to the ceramic throne to punch out a chunk of rump junk.

by Zonal K October 3, 2019

Full Meatal Jacket

When you cover your, or someone else's, torso in shit - resembling a brown, putrid jacket.

Everyone at the bar stopped drinking and stared ... The smell was overwhelming.... He was wearing a Full Meatal Jacket.

by Zonal K October 3, 2019

Shit Shed Entry Program

The planning before anal sex.

Dinner and drinks for Shelly was all a part of David's Shit Shed Entry Program for her. He'd be bowel deep by midnight.

by Zonal K October 3, 2019

pump partner

Someone you have sex with.

Rachel is my latest pump partner. I thrashed her gash last night actually.

by Zonal K October 2, 2019