Definitions by Zonal K

labia lounge 

A woman's cunt.

Kiara's mum kept looking at me like she wanted me to park my pork sword in her labia lounge.

labia lounge by Zonal K June 24, 2018

ceramic mascara

The darkish artwork smeared on the toilet bowl after someone has disposed of their used-food.

She decided she'd never host a party again, after spending half the day cleaning the ceramic mascara from her toilet bowls.

ceramic mascara by Zonal K June 24, 2018

gettin' on the gounge 

To get high on drugs.

Eli had corked eyes and lost control of his bowels after gettin' on the gounge.

gettin' on the gounge by Zonal K June 24, 2018

waste paste 

Human shit that is peanut paste in texture. Tends to leave ceramic mascara

The bowl was covered in waste paste; Jennifer dry wretched.

waste paste by Zonal K June 24, 2018

thunder punched cunt

When you smash the gash of a girl so hard she feels like she's been king-hit in the box.

She wandered around the house nursing her thunder punched cunt when Craig left.

thunder punched cunt by Zonal K June 24, 2018

Fecal base-camp 

When a guy hasn't got the nerve to stick his finger or his cock inside the arse of a girl, but he spends a bit of time around her anus - testing for another time.

He knew Patricia was nervous, but filthy, so for the first date he only went to fecal base-camp.

Fecal base-camp by Zonal K June 24, 2018

wage cage 

The establishment where a person is forced to attend during working hours.

See you later honey, I'm off to the fucken wage cage to earn us some bread.

wage cage by Zonal K June 24, 2018