Definitions by Zonal K

Beasting 

The act of acting like a wild beast and shitting outside of the toilet; normally on a guest while they sleep.

Anton had to throw his sleeping bag away after he fell victim to a Beasting.

Beasting by Zonal K July 27, 2019

Arse Giraffe 

A long shit; resembling the neck of a giraffe.

I just let an Arse Giraffe loose in the toilet bowl - I wouldnt go in there for a while if I was you.

Arse Giraffe by Zonal K June 22, 2019

colon cartridge 

A hard wad of shit that is expelled from the anus.

Im not letting Duncan ride in my car again. He got drunk and peppered my back seat with colon cartridges.

colon cartridge by Zonal K September 25, 2018

feacal friction

The smell given off when human shit gets vigorously rubbed, often (but not always) during heavy anal pumping.

A guy on the bus today shat in his hand and masturbated with it.. you could smell the feacal friction....

feacal friction by Zonal K September 25, 2018

nocturdal emission 

When someone shits themselves at night while they sleep.

He woke up with tears in his eyes at the smell of arse batter - then he realised it was his... from an nocturdal emission.

nocturdal emission by Zonal K September 10, 2018

meat from the arse 

The foul smelling, moist material that oozes from the anus following a session of curry consumption or anal pounding. The texture is similar to heavily chewed meat, and smells like meat that has been used over several days.

Kelly rolled over in bed and passed wind, but much to Mike's disgust - it was followed by a mound of meat from the arse.

meat from the arse by Zonal K July 21, 2018

smeared shit across the cunt 

The act where a female wipes her shitty ass in a hurry and it smears across her vagina - befouling it.

She knew her night was ruined, she had smeared shit across the cunt.

smeared shit across the cunt by Zonal K June 28, 2018