ceramic mascara

The darkish artwork smeared on the toilet bowl after someone has disposed of their used-food.

She decided she'd never host a party again, after spending half the day cleaning the ceramic mascara from her toilet bowls.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

waste paste

Human shit that is peanut paste in texture. Tends to leave ceramic mascara

The bowl was covered in waste paste; Jennifer dry wretched.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

waist water

Piss

He sat on the train and leaked waist water. The scene and smell was incredible.

by Zonal K October 4, 2019

cream of dick'n soup

Semen.

Her mouth was overflowing with cream of dick'n soup.

by Zonal K September 30, 2019

gettin' on the gounge

To get high on drugs.

Eli had corked eyes and lost control of his bowels after gettin' on the gounge.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

Hole coal

Feaces.

Tom wondered why noone was sitting on the train seat, then he saw it was peppered with hole coal. That explained the eye-watering stench.

by Zonal K September 26, 2019

Recovery poosition

The position an unconscious, but breathing casualty is placed in - where they lie on their side, arm stretched across them and their leg is pumped several times until a hot shit comes out of their arse and falls onto the floor.

Poor Neil fell unconscious at the game last night, and they put him into the recovery poosition. There is still foulage on the pitch.

by Zonal K November 11, 2019