Political shatire

The act of accidentally defecating on stage while you are making jokes about politicians.

Marcus the comedian's opening act ended up being an anal opening act, after he slipped into full-on Political Shatire following a night of reheated curries.

by Zonal K August 24, 2019

Polynesian rebate

A shit.

I just trod in a Polynesian rebate.

by Zonal K November 28, 2019

Bowel bowl

A toilet

Ken doubled over as a mountain of used-curry sprayed out of his arse into the bowel bowl

by Zonal K September 19, 2019

feacal trapeze

The act of hanging from a bar and defecating.

Anita's back had brown smears all over it from her early morning feacal trapeze.

by Zonal K September 30, 2019

Chernobowel

When your bowels open up unexpectedly, leading to rapid feacal fallout.

Henry was up on stage when he felt it happen. It was fucken Chernobowel. Shit was everywhere.

by Zonal K October 01, 2019

didgeripoo

The feaces of an Aboriginal Australian.

I just got back from hiking in the Outback. Unfortunately I have didgeripoo over my boot.

by Zonal K October 28, 2019

Sheet meat

Human feaces, or bowel butter, smeared inside a bed - normally after someone shits themselves in their sleep (see nocturdal emission).

Jack looked like a fucken shit burrito in his room, covered in sheet meat, after his curry-induced nocturnal emmisson.

by Zonal K September 10, 2019