Definitions by Zonal K
Political shatire
Marcus the comedian's opening act ended up being an anal opening act, after he slipped into full-on Political Shatire following a night of reheated curries.
Political shatire by Zonal K August 24, 2019
Kennedy Morky discharge parade
Named after the famous 12th century Arab slaughtered by his family for 'arsing', this is the scene when someone has diarrhoea as they are running, which leads to feacal momentum spray.
In Bangkok I got gastro and ended up giving the hostel guests a free Kennedy Morky discharge parade.
Kennedy Morky discharge parade by Zonal K August 21, 2019
assword protection
Tony's laptop had strong assword protection - he had smudged the mouse with a thick, plentiful wad of bowel butter so Jennifer couldnt access photos of him pounding her Mum's anus while she slept.
assword protection by Zonal K August 21, 2019
Great Barrier Beef
A human turd, not necessarily deposited in a toilet, that prevents you from getting somewhere - thus providing a virtual barrier.
The wad of human excrement strewn across the train underpass was a Great Barrier Beef that resulted in Duncan going back home for the day.
Great Barrier Beef by Zonal K August 19, 2019
Yeast Sheath
I was three knuckles deep into Charlene's yeast sheath when her mum came in. So I fucked her in the arse.
Yeast Sheath by Zonal K August 17, 2019
Meatal Beasting
The process where a meat-based human shit is expelled onto another human, normally while they sleep as a guest in the discharger's home.
Meatal Beasting by Zonal K August 16, 2019