pump partner

Someone you have sex with.

Rachel is my latest pump partner. I thrashed her gash last night actually.

by Zonal K October 02, 2019

no-blow zone

The area around a man's genetalia which is unable to be accessed for fellatio due to a foul-smelling fart discharge which may have been released accidentally or deliberately.

Linda's knob gobbling was clumsy and uncomfortable at best. It was time for me to create a no-blow zone and get out of there.

by Zonal K October 09, 2019

Cum column

A penis.

I'm expecting some action tonight, so I washed my cum column.

by Zonal K September 21, 2019

Arse-Pumped

The heavily worn-out state of a female's genetalia or anus following an intensive love-making thrashing.

Yeah it was a great night, Kelly's tuna canoe looked arse-pumped by the time I dropped her home.

by Zonal K June 23, 2018

Chinabrown

Chinatown, but with an unusual high level of human feaces on the streets and in the alleys.

Nah not going into Chinabrown tonight dude, last time I trod on vagrant bowel butter and the house stunk of shit for a week.

by Zonal K September 04, 2019

bowel butter

Human feaces that have the consistency of butter (moist and pastey). Tend to smear the bowl (causing ceramic mascara)

The bar staff were horrified at the bowel butter smeared over the establishment's toilet facilities

by Zonal K June 25, 2018

Pole pumping

Male masturbation.

Mark's mum walked into his room and caught him pole pumping. She was initially horrified, but then started to enjoy the porn on the TV.

by Zonal K September 26, 2019