Duscati

The act of forcing someone to squat on a skateboard, then kicking the absolute fucking hell out of their arse so fucking hard so they fly along, spraying blood and shit from their anus while letting out screams that sound like a motorbike.

Mate I just looked out the window to see what the noise was, some poor prick was getting a Duscati - shit n blood everywhere.

by Zonal K November 04, 2019

Dung dungeon

The anus.

Sorry about the smell in the room, I took Sarah home last night and after a couple of shots she let me jam my cum column into her dung dungeon.

by Zonal K September 21, 2019

Yeast Sheath

A woman's vagina AKA foul cunt.

I was three knuckles deep into Charlene's yeast sheath when her mum came in. So I fucked her in the arse.

by Zonal K August 17, 2019

Hole coal

Feaces.

Tom wondered why noone was sitting on the train seat, then he saw it was peppered with hole coal. That explained the eye-watering stench.

by Zonal K September 26, 2019

Zone of yesterday

The anus region. Named after the time duration of food transport between the mouth and the arse.

She was on her rags so I rubbed my pork sword around her zone of yesterday.

by Zonal K September 14, 2019

Calcutta splutter

A very heavy and intense bout of diarrhea.

I shouldnt have eaten that street food last night, this morning I've had an insane amount of Calcutta splutter of bowel butter.

by Zonal K October 27, 2019

feacal relief chute

The anus.

He was shocked to see the cult leader pumping his wife's feacal relief chute.

by Zonal K September 30, 2019