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The act of forcing someone to squat on a skateboard, then kicking the absolute fucking hell out of their arse so fucking hard so they fly along, spraying blood and shit from their anus while letting out screams that sound like a motorbike.
Mate I just looked out the window to see what the noise was, some poor prick was getting a Duscati - shit n blood everywhere.
Duscati by Zonal K November 3, 2019
A two wheeled money pit, sexy beyond words, enough to drive a normal person insane with lustful passion, and to empty any wallet. Universally despised by the larger motorcycle community that can't afford to own one.
Ducati bikes are practical, reliable, and affordable, and people never spend any money to customize them.... NOT!
Ducati by LAZYDUC December 25, 2008
Legends on wheels. Makers of the finest, fastest and sexiest two wheeled machines ever!
Have a look on www.ducati.com
Ducati by Mortuus February 2, 2004
Trinity was riding a Ducati 996 in the matrix reloaded.
Ducati by Elgeoharris December 9, 2003

Ducati Dreaming 

A time in a young motorcyclist's life when he or she is fed up with their inadequate Japanese motorcycle and wants to trade up for a Desmo Ducati but can't due to lack of funds. This is also a common activity done by ducati owners when during the winter months or on days unsuitable for riding.
Victims of Ducati Dreaming can be spotted in a class or work setting, browsing through ducati vids on youtube or visiting Ducati.com
Teacher: Joe, is what you are looking at on ducati.com have anything to do with psych 101?

Joe: Sorry professor I am suffering from Ducati Dreaming
Ducati Dreaming by Josef Campbell January 5, 2010

Dirty Ducati 

When you fuck 4 baby's with only your two big toes and your pinky fingers. It can only be performed in a hospital broom closet.
I can't believe you pulled off a Dirty Ducati yesterday!
Dirty Ducati by Prisoner056 March 14, 2022
A bike of pure engineering design simplicity.
Intended for racing & competition NOT for your everyday road riding puke.
It is designed to be regularly stripped serviced & inspected.
It is designed to be riden hard & often NOT left as a dust collecting Latte shelf.
A pig of a bike in unskilled hands, A class winner for REAL riders.
Desmodronic valve actuation - totally accurate control of valves.
ducati by Richard Bruce February 15, 2005