102 definitions by Zonal K

Anal bangle

A shit ring left around your wrist after fisting someone's arse.

He wiped his nose and recoiled with disgust... He forgot he was wearing an anal bangle from last night's session with Jane.

by Zonal K October 7, 2019

Great Barrier Beef

A human turd, not necessarily deposited in a toilet, that prevents you from getting somewhere - thus providing a virtual barrier.

The wad of human excrement strewn across the train underpass was a Great Barrier Beef that resulted in Duncan going back home for the day.

by Zonal K August 19, 2019

feacal trapeze

The act of hanging from a bar and defecating.

Anita's back had brown smears all over it from her early morning feacal trapeze.

by Zonal K September 30, 2019

waste paste

Human shit that is peanut paste in texture. Tends to leave ceramic mascara

The bowl was covered in waste paste; Jennifer dry wretched.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

waist water

Piss

He sat on the train and leaked waist water. The scene and smell was incredible.

by Zonal K October 5, 2019

Cool Runnings 8

The eighth movie in this hilarious series. In this movie, the Jamaican bobsled team decide to play badminton and get bored and build a shed! It of course all ends in tears when Balkka smashes his finger and falls into Mad-Mack!

Fuck me have you seen Cool Runnings 8!?!?! I can't believe what they did to that car!

by Zonal K October 1, 2019

Chinabrown

Chinatown, but with an unusual high level of human feaces on the streets and in the alleys.

Nah not going into Chinabrown tonight dude, last time I trod on vagrant bowel butter and the house stunk of shit for a week.

by Zonal K September 4, 2019