awesomez

Awesomez is the second most awesome thing in the world. Only topped by Hawesomez (also spelled, h'awesomez). Acts of awesomez are things like CRAZY DANCING or massive orgies that dont involve sex
DUDE! that coke WAS AWESOMEZ! but not as AWESOMEZ AS THAT PEPSI!
by Zipwolf July 04, 2005
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randomnimity

Being anonymous is being unidentified, those who are anonymous are referred to having anonymity

Being random is saying things out of the blue usually completely out of any context to what any conversation you were having was about. Those who are random are referred to as having randomnimity.
Greg: So i was talking with bud, and he says that his car has this problem and he needs me to hel..

Frank: OSCAR NOMINEE!

Greg:woh... randomnimity.
by zipwolf June 27, 2006
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homey-beef

A parody of Gangsta speak, or "Ebonics", wherein people call each other Homie. Taken from the game version of "White men can't jump", which features some of the worst Ebonics in history.

The original source for this word direct quote from seanbaby.com's review of the game in the 20 worst games in history: "BANGIN' UP HIGH THE HANDLE HOMEY BEEF!"
hows it hangin homey-beef?
by zipwolf June 25, 2006
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smuggling a muppet

Wow, look at daniel craig, he's smuggling a muppet!
by zipwolf November 10, 2008
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clock rocker

Man, that dude is almost nocturnal, a total clock rocker
by zipwolf June 25, 2006
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xsjado

A type of rollerblade/aggressive skate "boot" as such, but has shoes that are made to fit in it seperately. A very strange looking blade, and filled with controversy.
"i have a pair of xsjados, and they are teh shiznitch"
by Zipwolf July 04, 2005
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