Zipwolf's definitions

smuggling a muppet

To be well hung: To have a large penis.

Wow, look at daniel craig, he's smuggling a muppet!

by zipwolf November 10, 2008

clock rocker

One who never sleeps.

Man, that dude is almost nocturnal, a total clock rocker

by zipwolf June 25, 2006

zipwolf

A zipwolf is a person who has way too much time on their hands or a person who spends all their time on internet forums. If you type in "zipwolf" on google search, you will find nine pages of results, wherein all but two or three of said results are the same person, and all from different forums.

Heh, that guy is a total zipwolf, he needs a life

by zipwolf June 11, 2006

jerry jackson

1. Supposedly an animator who has done several works online. Has his own subdomain on www.fat-pie.com, where he shows all of his animations. Speculated to be a fake made by David Firth, owner of Fat-pie.com to make fun of newgrounds.com animators who are terrible, but think highly of their own work.

2. Somebody who is terrible at what they do, but thinks themselves as some sort of God.

1. Look at the Parondies of tha salant man by Jerry Jackson.

2. Dude, you are a Jerry Jackson with how bad you are at cooking! Stop thinking you're so great!

by zipwolf June 24, 2006

don't cross the streams

What you tell two people peeing at urinals next to each other to save them from untimely death, in reference to crossing the streams in Ghostbusters.

Woh! Watch out! Don't cross the streams!

by zipwolf June 28, 2006

hawesomez

Also see awesomez, hawesomez is the ultimate in all awesomeness, like seeing a god/goddess, and then being allowed to perform dirty acts upon this deity.

Awesomez can be just as awesome in certain circles.

I just performed a sexual act on a deity, HAWESOMEZ!

by Zipwolf July 18, 2008