Zipwolf's definitions

awesomez

Awesomez is the second most awesome thing in the world. Only topped by Hawesomez (also spelled, h'awesomez). Acts of awesomez are things like CRAZY DANCING or massive orgies that dont involve sex

DUDE! that coke WAS AWESOMEZ! but not as AWESOMEZ AS THAT PEPSI!

by Zipwolf July 4, 2005

randomnimity

Being anonymous is being unidentified, those who are anonymous are referred to having anonymity

Being random is saying things out of the blue usually completely out of any context to what any conversation you were having was about. Those who are random are referred to as having randomnimity.

Greg: So i was talking with bud, and he says that his car has this problem and he needs me to hel..

Frank: OSCAR NOMINEE!

Greg:woh... randomnimity.

by zipwolf June 27, 2006

zipwolf

A zipwolf is a person who has way too much time on their hands or a person who spends all their time on internet forums. If you type in "zipwolf" on google search, you will find nine pages of results, wherein all but two or three of said results are the same person, and all from different forums.

Heh, that guy is a total zipwolf, he needs a life

by zipwolf June 11, 2006

tapping

When playing a guitar, you "Tap" a note by slamming on your fingers (hammer ons) and pulling the fingers off forcefully (Pull offs) repeatedly. Trills are done this way.

ALSO, double handed tapping, when playing a guitar with two hands on the fretboard

Look at Eddie Van Halen play eruption! That double handed tapping is amazing.

by Zipwolf July 4, 2005

hawesomez

Also see awesomez, hawesomez is the ultimate in all awesomeness, like seeing a god/goddess, and then being allowed to perform dirty acts upon this deity.

Awesomez can be just as awesome in certain circles.

I just performed a sexual act on a deity, HAWESOMEZ!

by Zipwolf July 18, 2008

don't cross the streams

What you tell two people peeing at urinals next to each other to save them from untimely death, in reference to crossing the streams in Ghostbusters.

Woh! Watch out! Don't cross the streams!

by zipwolf June 28, 2006