Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Zeus

JokerZ

A group of thugs who play pranks of innocent victims.

here come thoses jokerz!
Help us!!!!!!!!
i went my pants!

by Zeus November 7, 2003

The man card is one of the most important things in a man's life. Possesed almost exlusively by single or unmarried men, to say you have a man card means you're still one of the boys/men; you hang out, do as you wish, spend your money on yourself, play football, drink heavily, and answer to nobody but yourself.

'Poor Rick, its so sad to see him without his man-card. Ever since he got married and had his card revoked, he's just not the same. I could swear he walks with a limp, and I never see him outside of work..'

see also; wuss, pussy whipped, slave, tool

by Zeus November 11, 2004

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Get the mancardmug.

Chest Pump

The act of stabbing some one in the chest and then fucking the hole you just made.

Dude I totally chest pumped this girl at the bar

I think she died after i chest pumped her

by ZEUS July 13, 2012

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wicky wicky

The sound made while masturbating with lubrication, especially vaseline.

Hey man, I was down at the nurse's office the other day and this kid Pat Dorsey came running in and said "quick quick I need some vaseline for my chapped lips" the nurse gave him the whole bottle. He went into the bathroom and all you could hear was "wicky wicky wicky"

by Zeus May 22, 2004

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