Zee Dogg's definitions

seduction

The fine way of flirting.

Flirt: damn you're hot, girl
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Seduction: All the men in the world dont desirve you, my lady

by Zee Dogg July 5, 2007

21st century

21st century is an exact replica of the middle ages where only money, glory, sex, fun, celebrity, and power counts.

Guy 1: Ay, What the f*ck is this 21st century?

Guy 2: Come on Bob, lets buy a time machine.

by Zee Dogg June 15, 2007

Basketball

A sport played with two hoops, an orange ball and 5 players on each team. If you want to play a sport, basketball is not the first to choose.

Basketball? naw daw I'd rather play soccer.

by Zee Dogg July 3, 2007

Hasbeen

Hasbeen: You know, stuff that used to be popular before the middle ages, when our parents were still young and fresh.

Mickeal Jackson is a hasbeen. I cant believe why some people still listen to him. I mean, why dont you Mickeal Jackson fans pass on to Eminem?

by Zee Dogg June 14, 2007

MTV

MTV: A show that cavemen watch. Historians think it has most probably appeared in the ice age, near the 1980's.

MTV is for cavemen. Most of the population on this earth are cavemen because a lot watch MTV.

by Zee Dogg May 26, 2007

Party crasher

A party crasher is a guy that invites himself in a party he isnt even invited to. They usually screw up the whole party. Without party crashers, parties wouldnt be fun anymore.

When theres no more alcohol at a party, what you need is a party crasher to entertain you.

by Zee Dogg June 15, 2007

Fat

A guy that sticks his ass to the couch and watches TV eating twinkies all day long. Also see American

Every American citizen has the right to be fat.

by Zee Dogg July 24, 2007