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Kentucky

Lots of WASPy people. Perfect if you like the Presbyterian way of life over the Catholic one. Ofc, Kentucky is also a major producer of Tobacco. I want to get into that along with the bluegrass culture. Think: Alison Krauss. As a Cajun, it seems like a pretty chill place to live. I envy them. Louisiana is shit.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 6, 2021
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Hip Hop

A music genre that has surely lasted the wrath of time. I really wish it would die out already. Hip Hop music should go out of style like Disco. It’s old already.
There needs to be a Hip Hop Demolition night, like there was a Disco demolition night back in 1979; Since it’s 2020.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 21, 2020
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Molech

The supreme deity of all secret society satanists. Being devoted to Molech is committing evil, just so you can.

I can admit the conspiracy to normal people and never be tried for it. They will just think you’re joking. Or crazy. Or both.
I’m a blood-drinking Molech worshipper. I’m the Devil in disguise.
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Some dumbass said I was a

Some dumbass in jail said I was going to get 20 years yet they released me...
Some dumbass said I was a
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 22, 2020
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Go fuck a corpse in the ass

The new badass way to tell someone to “fuck off”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go fuck a corpse in the ass. you damn blimey scum
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker October 29, 2020
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Maybe I should join a Church

Maybe I should . It would give me a reason to do something with my life
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Didn’t Go Near the Water

Your mama used to worry about that big muddy river
Honey do you remember?
You let the screen door slam when you stepped off the front porch
Hear ya mama calling don't be late
And I'd hear ya daddy holler son she's my only daughter
You stick your nose in the honeysuckle down by the gate
I can still hear ya mama calling don't go near the water

We fell right in way over our heads
But we didn't go near the water
A love ran deep so young and sweet
And the nights got hotter and hotter
We're sure enough gettin' our feet wet mama

But we didn't go near the water
We hear a rockin' chair squeekin' as we sneaked up the back stairs

Mama waitin like a grizzly bear
We had to get the honeysuckle out of your hair
But in the morning light you'd look her right in the eye
You wouldn't lie

We

Didn’t Go Near the Water

We fell right in way over our heads
But we didn't go near the water
A love ran deep so young and sweet
And the nights got hotter and hotter
We're sure enough gettin' our feet wet mama

But we didn't go near the water

Your mama used to worry about that big muddy river
She should've worried about me
Cause we were sure enough gettin' our feet wet mama

But we didn't go near the water

We didn't go near the water
Didn't go near the water

Yeah
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