Destroying the lives of white people who have been far more successful than I have. And won’t even help me. Alternatively, him getting in, might be a good idea. (in that way, at least)
Joe Biden useful for only one thing
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COVID-19

COVID-19 is washing away the rain. 👍
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 11, 2021
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Funny Face

I looked a lot like a Vogue magazine
Perfect and smooth, they all called me a dream
Flawless and loveless, no intimacy
I only lived to be seen
Not to be touched, too clean

Chorus: Repeat 2X
Funny face, I want a funny face
Funny face, I want a funny face
Billions of dollars are spent on the face
Covering, smoothing, and changing the shape
Everyone wanted a face just like mine
Nobody wanted me
Only to look like me
I'm ungrateful but I don't care
I hear comments from everywhere
Probably nothing behind the face
The face, the face

That was the day that I jumped off the bridge
Trying to end it all, I barely lived
Doctor Lamaar said "your face is a mess"
All of the rest you can guess

I got my one request
(He got his one request)
And I am happy, yes
(And he is happy, yes)
I got my one request
(He got his funny face)
And I am happy, yes
And I am happy, happy, happy, happy, happy

Funny face, I got my funny face
Funny face, I got my funny face
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I don’t hate hispanics

Why would I be a hater
I don’t hate hispanics. That’s not me. I hope they realize this
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Perfect Game

Somebody's crying now
His head is full of pain
Take him to the building
Where they're playing the perfect game
Perfect game
Perfect game

He's standing at the window
To watch the falling rain
No matter how he sees it
The view remains the same
Perfect game
Perfect game

They don't know what to call him
He doesn't have a name
But they still know how to force him
To keep playing the perfect game
A set of perfect criminals
Is hard to criticize
When your watching the perfect crime
Through a pair of perfect eyes
Perfect eyes
Perfect eyes

When everybody else is simply wondering why we came
Maybe it's because we're all playing the perfect game
Perfect game
Perfect game

They don't know what to call us
Because we don't have a name
But they still know how to force us
To keep playing the perfect game

So if you want to find out why you call someone insane
Just sit inside the building where they're playing the perfect game
Perfect game
Perfect game
Perfect game
Perfect game

They don't know what to call you
Because you don't have a name
But they still know how to force you
To keep playing the perfect game
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Mississippi

Land of the fat niggers.
Mississippi is full of fatass black peoples!!!
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 16, 2020
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