Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker's definitions

I really want my relatives to disappear

I don’t care what happens or how you do it. I just want them out of my life. I need to get them out of my way. Do you understand?

I really need these fuckers out of my fucking life. I’m starting to get desperate.

I really want my relatives to disappear

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 12, 2021

Jew, British and French Huguenot

the secret rulers of the world

I know about the Jew, British and French Huguenot thing. But nobody else does.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 12, 2023

Midwest

My favorite part of the USA, along with the South, then the Northeast at #3 and #4 is the West. :(

The Midwest, the Heartland is the soul of the USA.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 16, 2020

Kentucky

Lots of WASPy people. Perfect if you like the Presbyterian way of life over the Catholic one. Ofc, Kentucky is also a major producer of Tobacco. I want to get into that along with the bluegrass culture. Think: Alison Krauss. As a Cajun, it seems like a pretty chill place to live. I envy them. Louisiana is shit.

Kentucky is the most underrated state.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 6, 2021

The only thing I have

The only thing I have is my house. I’m actually praying for an economic collapse or recession so that the transplants here all move out of Louisiana. This is why I think Joe Biden might be helping my cause. I would really like to get certain people out of my way.

The only thing I have is my house pretty much. I’m not going to lose it because it’s in my name.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 28, 2021

No wave

A lame genre of Punk rock that started in the late 1970’s.

It sucks even more than Punk rock itself. And totally lacks any musical merit…many nerdy INTP marxist pseudo-intellectuals think this is good music, when in reality it is really just another infinitesimal watered down form of music and pointless post modernist subgenre belonging to the post WW2 counter culture realm. Post-modernism sucks.

I’m an INTJ and I’d rather listen to corporate rock than this poop. No wave music stinks to high heaven.

No wave music sucks, in my opinion I find their music to be very uncreative…

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 9, 2022

SPAM

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got spam in my tummy And I feel like spamming you Spam, you're such a sweet thing Good enough to eat thing And it's just a-what I'm gonna do

Ooh love to spam ya Ooh love to spam ya Ooh spam I love it so Ooh spam you're sweeter Sweeter than sugar Ooh spam I wont let you go

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got spam in my tummy And as silly as it may seem The spamin' that you re giving Is what keeps me livin' And your spam is like peaches and cream

Kind-a like sugar Kind-a like spices Kind-a like, like what you do Kind-a sounds funny But your spam honey And honey, I spam you

Ba, da, ba, da, da , da, da Ba, da, da, da, da, da . . .

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got spam in my tummy That your spam can satisfy Spam, you're such a sweet thing Good enough to eat thing And sweet thing, that ain't no lie

I love to spam ya I love to spam ya Ooh spam, I love it so Ooh spam, you're sweeter Sweeter than sugar Ooh spam, I wont let you go

Ba, da, ba, da, da , da, da Ba, da, da, da, da, da . . .

Sweet thing, yummy yummy Sweet thing Sweet thing, yummy yummy Sweet thing

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 10, 2020