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America Eats Her Young

America as often been called the land of opportunity
But you better be careful which one you choose 'cause it might come with a penalty
There's lots of good jobs working in a factory cranking out the land mines
And you better be ready to pull the party line or you'll end up doing real time

America likes to keep her children stupid. They don't know how the rest of us live
She wraps them up in a blanket of ignorance waiting to catch the HIV
Beating up their bibles and waving their guns thinking that they're the only way
But if they're not careful the rest of the world's gonna get'em one of these days
America has her finger on the trigger
America's got her bullets in the gun
America's still stringing up niggers
America eats her young

The American president's an angry little man who doesn't have a thought of his own
He's the slave of multi-death corporations and the puppet of religion
He's told what to do by a big machine that doesn't give a shit about us human beings
And it needs the Middle Easy for its Armageddon feast because it is the beast
mugGet the America Eats Her Youngmug.

fuck civilized

I hate the fucking world… I wish it would go back to the Dark Ages.

Fuck Western civilization…fuck civilized
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 10, 2023
mugGet the fuck civilizedmug.

Joe Biden

This guy will only destroy everything. The leftists that are voting for him are completely out of their mind.

Wait a sec, maybe I actually want him to get in. Only so he can destroy so
many lives. And I will come out on top.

I want to see as much destruction possible.
Joe Biden might be doing dirty work. Population control. Besides, I barely get any support from Donald Trump and don’t know what his cause is all about.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 6, 2020
mugGet the Joe Bidenmug.

Smashing Pumpkins

Smashing Pumpkins are an annoying band.

I have never liked their music, I have always found it to be corny as fuck. Sappy. The only album that was good was Siamese Dream. I could never get through all their other albums in full.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 18, 2020
mugGet the Smashing Pumpkinsmug.

People are starting to get edgy

I read today on Yahoo! Finance that we hit the debt ceiling.

Not really sure what that means; but people seem to be freaking out and getting a little edgy. People seem under pressure.

So am I. But I’m really just confused. Maybe I have it better than most, I don’t know.

If crime in this country starts to pick up and skyrocket in the next few days just like in COVID pandemic, then I will probably know for sure.
People are starting to get edgy
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023
mugGet the People are starting to get edgymug.

The only thing I have

The only thing I have is my house. I’m actually praying for an economic collapse or recession so that the transplants here all move out of Louisiana. This is why I think Joe Biden might be helping my cause. I would really like to get certain people out of my way.
The only thing I have is my house pretty much. I’m not going to lose it because it’s in my name.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 28, 2021
mugGet the The only thing I havemug.

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