millipube

In music post-production, the basic unit of horizontal note or beat shifting necessary to correct a timing error.
"Jenna, you're still about seven millipubes ahead of the snare, let's wrap up and we'll correct it it post."
by Zappin' Nap February 24, 2021
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cosmopastoral

1. (adj.) Believing or resigned to the notion that rural law enforcement, education, housing, and infrastructure policies should be engineered to woo urban tourists at the expense of the needs and mores of permanent residents.
2. (n.) A believer in, or engineer of, the this model of "gentrification".
"Drive on through to Vermont; The Berkshires are way too cosmopastoral!"
by Zappin' Nap April 25, 2022
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Pomebook

An Apple product, e.g. last year's iPad, with about the same capabilities as a Chromebook costing half it's price.
"No MuseScore... can't import GarageBand tracks... what is this, a freakin' Pomebook?
by Zappin' Nap March 01, 2023
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METAgation

The peppering of the timeline of a Page Administrator with suggestions to engage peers-at-best for the same services he or she offers, with no apparent commitment to reciprocity.
Just once, can they scrap all this Metagation and float me a link for a same-genre songwriter in my time zone who is willing to barter accompaniment?
by Zappin' Nap March 15, 2023
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mosquito-gooser

In Christian music, a guitar-driven sub-hymn sung with arms raised and all fingers flailing.
Oh, I remember that song from Charismatic... a classic mosquito-gooser!
by Zappin' Nap August 15, 2019
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MetaMucilage

1. SPAM originating with the server.

2. Any private social network communication that simultaneously stimulates and gums up the works.
So I cancel a Boost because half the responses were spam allegations, and now the server is cluttering my Inbox with MetaMucilage.
by Zappin' Nap May 03, 2022
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A medical condition characterized by the victim's inability to tell his ass from his elbow.
Did Steve not read his last discharge instructions or is his Gluteocubital Discernment Deficit (GCDD) kicking in again?
by Zappin' Nap February 25, 2020
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