Zappin' Nap's definitions

phuquinasceul

Any person who is extremely ignorant, annoying, boring, incompetent, destructive, or any combination thereof.

Did that guy just pull out of a driveway onto Main Street at full speed? What a phuquinasceul!

by Zappin' Nap January 10, 2024

polycopula

A confluence of high volume, short staff, nuisance directives, errors, oversights, and otherwise avoidable chaos; in short, a clusterfuck.

Dr. Jess Dewett is making rounds, there are orders everywhere with no charts, and two nursing assistants are out sick. What a polycopula!

by Zappin' Nap December 19, 2019

Shitfilters

Tareyton cigarettes, so nicknamed because of the charcoal between the tobacco and the normal filter.

Tareytons, OMG... they still make those Shitfilters?

by Zappin' Nap May 8, 2021

Greviously Catholic

Asserting one's affiliation with the Roman Catholic Church by the frequent public mispronunciation of "grievous".

I love watching Mrs. Carlino beat her chest during the pentitantial prayes... she's soooo Greviously Catholic!

by Zappin' Nap October 3, 2023

Henry Dumbass

The consummate dullard, surpassing Alexander and lesser Dumbasses.

Then the contestant, reacting to the audience's laughter after she identified the author of The Three Musketeers as "Alexander Dumbass", said, "No...wait... Henry Dumbass!" -- from the Pardon My Blooper album, 1957.

by Zappin' Nap March 31, 2020

Pomebook

An Apple product, e.g. last year's iPad, with about the same capabilities as a Chromebook costing half it's price.

"No MuseScore... can't import GarageBand tracks... what is this, a freakin' Pomebook?

by Zappin' Nap March 1, 2023

MetaMucilage

1. SPAM originating with the server.

2. Any private social network communication that simultaneously stimulates and gums up the works.

So I cancel a Boost because half the responses were spam allegations, and now the server is cluttering my Inbox with MetaMucilage.

by Zappin' Nap May 3, 2022