Zappin' Nap's definitions

night auks

A medical practice (formerly, "night hawks") that engages specialized physicians for interpreting diagnostic images remotely, often more slowly than their in-house colleagues.

English accent my arse! I call 'em night auks because of their relative speed!

by Zappin' Nap December 25, 2021

L.I.E.S.

Line Item Equity Served.

Enough said.

I knew it was a Woke shop when I saw the sign, "Line Item Equity Served"... never thought I'd see L.I.E.S. as an acronym!

by Zappin' Nap February 8, 2023

academized

Disqualified for or discharged from a position in order to accommodate a locally educated peer.

There is no document trail. A graduate of the local school whose kid's best friend's mother is the team leader wanted Ellie's job and that was it; they academized her.

by Zappin' Nap October 27, 2021

Bident

Any piercing two-ended structure, such as a deli fork or the president's tongue.

"Tribal proverb obsolete: Great White Father now speak with Bident!"

by Zappin' Nap April 20, 2024

autoproctologist

A person who is board-certifiably competent in preforming naked-eye self-assessment for intestinal polyps, especially while driving.

That jerk who cut us off has an MD license plate, and his head is that far up his ass?... Must be an autoproctologist!

by Zappin' Nap January 22, 2023

mosquito-gooser

In Christian music, a guitar-driven sub-hymn sung with arms raised and all fingers flailing.

Oh, I remember that song from Charismatic... a classic mosquito-gooser!

by Zappin' Nap August 15, 2019

paulshit joeshit

The changing of a name or title to artificially enhance one's social or occupational stature.

So instead of the Housekeeper we page the Environmental Service Engineer? That's so paulshit joeshit

by Zappin' Nap December 13, 2018