Tony Blair

George Dubya's monkey boy.

Blair: What're we going to do tonight, George?

Bush: The same thing we do every night, Tony- TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

by Zach G. September 14, 2004

stage combat

Hitting someone without actually hitting someone. Get it?

That was some nasty stage combat there!

by Zach G. October 30, 2003

Ernest Goes To Jail

A criitical failure in movie history.

"The movie is over."
"Oh really? How'd it do?"
"Exit polls resulted that is was equal to Ernest Goes to Jail."
"Oh really? Send them my Congratulations."
"Dave, Ernest Goes To Jail was a critical failure."
"No way! That movie rocked!"
"Dave..."
"OK, send them my condolences."

by Zach G. December 06, 2003

velveeta

$olid cheeze whiz. It doesn't even deserve the letter 'S'.

I took velveeta-
and made, a sweater.

by Zach G. February 08, 2004

dude

Ingrown Anal Hair

(Your ad here)

by Zach G. October 27, 2003

Big Mac Daddy

A pimp with clogged arteries.
(Big Mac + Mac Daddy)

Hey, ladies, whats sha- Ahh! My chest is ripping apart!!! Help!!

by Zach G. January 15, 2004

777

A number luckier than 77, but not as lucky as 7777.

Ok, one last try... 7,7,7!!!
Woo! I won the jackpot!!!!!!!!!!

by Zach G. December 06, 2003