Zach G.'s definitions

pronunciation

A key part of a dictionary definition that doesn't actually matter.

The pra-nen-sci-ah-ma-shun really doesn't matter.

by Zach G. November 6, 2003

pack mule

Someone who can be riden, or be forced to carry heavy objects for no pay or gratitude.

RN is my PACK MULE.

by Zach G. November 9, 2003

Pee my pants

Urinate in ones pants, making them wet. Normally out of either laughter or incontinence.

Seriously, I'm about to pee my pants.

by Zach G. October 27, 2003

Big Mac Daddy

A pimp with clogged arteries.
(Big Mac + Mac Daddy)

Hey, ladies, whats sha- Ahh! My chest is ripping apart!!! Help!!

by Zach G. January 15, 2004

Umberto & Quentin

The closest Uday & Quesay would get to their names on those amusement park personalised licence plates.

I don't have an example. The definition is a joke.

by Zach G. November 28, 2003

Quality Control

The people that make sure everything A-OK.

My pizza is 30% cheesier and 75% more pepperonish thanks to the quality control guys at Pizza Hut!

by Zach G. December 2, 2003

suicide

Somthing I'd do, despite the fact I know it's stupid, if I had the nerve.

Life's a bitch and then you die. Why not shorten th suffering?

by Zach G. November 13, 2003