Zach's definitions

changes

The greatest song by Tupac ever.

"I see no changes. Wake up in the morning and I ask myself,
"Is life worth living? Should I blast myself?"
I'm tired of bein' poor and even worse I'm black.
My stomach hurts, so I'm lookin' for a purse to snatch.
Cops give a damn about a negro? Pull the trigger, kill a nigga, he's a hero.
Give the crack to the kids who the hell cares? One less hungry mouth on the welfare."

by Zach March 14, 2005

grant p

the sexiest person to ever set foot on earth

grant p is so sexy, i want to jizz in his face

by Zach January 6, 2005

clerk

To prematurly ejaculate due to an over-extremely hot chick.

This bitch was so hot, I clerked all over her.

by Zach October 25, 2004

zack de la rocha

lead singer of rage against the machine.

zack de la rocha rocked during that last set.

by zach June 4, 2005

Blowjob with handles

A Girl who is giving u a blowjob with pigtails in her hair and your grabbing onto them to get more leverage on her.

That bitch is a blowjob with handles.

by Zach April 9, 2004

tarr

One who is better than Dahms.

Tarr is so much better than Dahms, I can not believe it.

by Zach July 16, 2006

Long Pig

slang term for human flesh prepared as the flesh of a pig. Usually used to sell human flesh to tourists in East Asian countries. Long Pig is best when avoided entirely.

long pig is people!!!

by Zach January 29, 2004