North Jersey

The more advanced side of New Jersey, and the side that is more influenced by New York. In North Jersey, the Yankees/Mets, Knicks/Nets, & Devils/Rangers/Islanders get more press then in South Jersey (We're not all Yankee fans, FYI). Also, there is a stereotype that we all have New York Accents, which is wrong. Most of us don't have an accent at all, and those that do live VERY close to New York. There are Diners everywhere, true, but New Jersey is the Diner state, so that can't really be blamed on North NJ.
In North Jersey: - We read the Star Ledger, not the Asbury Park Press. - We use SPRINKLES, not Jimmies. - We eat SUBS, not Hoagies. - Channel 4 is NBC. Not 3. - None of us have any f*cking idea what a Wawa is. - We really don't give a shit how the Phillies do. - Atlantic City isn't sentimental to us. (These views are mine, not yours)
by Zach G. December 24, 2004
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Thanksgiving

An american holiday, mainly just an excuse to eat a whole lot.
Don't be fooled; "I love Thanksgiving" really means "Damn thats good turkey!
by Zach G. November 29, 2003
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The land of 1,000 cousins

aka Tennesee.
wehlcum too Tenny SEE!
by Zach G. November 20, 2003
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Weird NJ

A magazine popular in New Jersey about the strange events happening there. Made By two guys named Mark.
Weird NJ teaches you about such strange spots as the devils tower, blue hole, and many Jersey Devil rumors (The demon, not the team.).
by Zach G. November 29, 2003
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Florida

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???Whadyahsay, sonny?
by Zach G. October 28, 2003
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Space Monkey

Space monkey, space monkey, what'd you doing up there? It's dark up as a dungeon way up in the air.
by Zach G. November 15, 2003
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demon

They infest me, waiting to come out, infest more. Must free my body and mind of evil before tainted for life. You're all infested to, and for some of you, its too late. Others can still free their mind of it.
The demon infests...
by Zach G. November 14, 2003
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