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Thirds

The standard Mexican Mafia tax on illicit proceeds in prison or on the street.
Ex. 1

Prosecutor: Are you familiar with the concept of thirds?

Boxer: Yes, thirds.

Prosecutor: What's that?

Boxer: Thirds is the standard tax on anybody, particularly for individuals coming into a prison setting. Anybody coming in with drugs or any illegal material, any contraband, they're required to give us a third, the Mexican Mafia members a third.

Rene 'Boxer' Enriquez, Testimony in USA v. Jaimez et al., September 12, 2018

Ex. 2

Boxer: I got an assignment for you. There's a trap house in Boyle Heights run by a dude named Nico. He's bragging about being tax free. It's on Matthews across the street from the high school--

Savage: --Isn't that the school where Jaimie Escalante taught calculus to all them cholos and jainas?

Boxer: Uh huh. And like Mr. Escalante, you're gonna teach Nico some math. Specifically, how the concept of thirds works. Make sure he knows that La Cliqua sends its regards.
by ZXY&ABC January 27, 2021
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Back Door

To cut someone out of a transaction (e.g. drug deal, embezzlement, etc.).
Minerva: I was involved with embezzlement and he was too. But I wasn't gonna back door him and cut him out!
by ZXY&ABC July 22, 2019
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Rectal Coyote

Noun. A person who conceals contraband in his/her/their/y'all people's anal cavity.

Verb. The act of concealing contraband in the anal cavity.
Ex. 1

C-Dogg: My girl came through with a burner phone, two bindles of black, and zip of white. We need to find someone who can get that shit onto the yard!

Peanut Head: Don't trip rogue. Wes Watson is available to hoop that shit.

C-Dogg: You sure? Between all his paperwork and steroids, are you sure there's enough room up in there?

Peanut Head: It's all good. He's a Rectal Coyote!

Ex. 2

Demetrius approaches DaJuan. He glances around to see if anyone is eavesdropping.

Demetrius: Psst. The Down Low meeting is tonight! You be bringing the Crisco and the man wipes. Keep it on the DL!

DaJuan rubs his hands together and smiles.

DaJuan: Word. And I'll be Rectal Coyoting that shit playa!

Demetrius: And it might be more like Coyote Ugly when it comes out.
by ZXY&ABC October 28, 2022
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Back One In

Thad: Do not go in the bathroom for the next hour!

Chad: Why broseph? The frat party starts in 30 minutes!

Thad: Trust me! Let it air out!

Chad: But why?

Thad: I had to back one in. And it was a healthy one too!

Chad: Huh?

Thad: You know: Dump some trout, Drop the kids off at the pool, Let one rip.

Chad: OK I gotcha. You could have just sent you took a massive dump.
by ZXY&ABC July 15, 2020
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Pannenkoeken

Dutch / Flemish for pancakes. In the context of pro cycling, it refers to weak riders or a weak team.
Ex. 1

"People were going "He's over the hill. He's distracted and stressed from going through a divorce." Etcetera, Etcetera. And it all just piled up. I do remember this just looking back. I was like alright motherfuckers, watch this. By the way Johan, these people who left the team to go lead other teams, at the end of the day, they're still Pannenkoeken. It didn't matter."

Lance Armstrong, "The Best of the Blue Train - 2004 Cobbles and TTT," July 28, 2020

Ex. 2

The peloton hits the base of Alpe D'Huez. Cipo rides over to Pirata.

Cipo: See all them dudes at the back? They're Pannenkoeken! They're gonna get a tow on the team car! I'm fixin' to join 'em.

Pirata: What fool? You gonna bitch up like that? You know what time it is! Don't be no Pannenkoek!

Cipo: Shit: Maybe I should just take EPO just like you.
by ZXY&ABC July 29, 2020
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1500 Monument

A commercial center located on Monument Blvd in Concord, California used by Sureño gang members for selling drugs and weapons.
Ex. 1

Sureño subsets in Concord utilize the business complex at 1500 Monument Blvd. in Concord, CA (herein, “1500 Monument”) to “post up” (i.e. hang out at a location) and sell narcotics and firearms. Sureño gang members often refer to 1500 Monument as “The Box” or “The block.”

Criminal Complaint, USA v. Cruz et. al., September 8, 2020

Ex. 2

Lil Neto: Hey fool! All my connects are locked up in the MDF or got sent to Brazil! I need 5 zips, 2 decks and a K-ter!

Bam Bam: Don't stress homey! Just go down to 1500 Monument on the Bully and you'll get served ASAP!

Lil Neto: Isn't that the place with the Chinese restaurant that serves that bomb ass Wuhan bat soup?

Bam Bam: That's it! Get me a couple soups while you're down there!
by ZXY&ABC September 21, 2020
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Ghetto Van Gogh

Nickname for Big Herc of the Prison Talk YouTube Channel. In a prior life, Big Herc was a porn star and was known for being a master of painting faces.
Big Herc: Oh shit! I'm gonna pop! You're gonna find out why they call me the Ghetto Van Gogh!

Elektra: Blow all over my face!

Big Herc coats Elektra's face with goo. She needs five towels to clean-up.

Elektra: So why do they call you the Ghetto Van Gogh?

Big Herc: Cuz I'm from the hood and a master at painting faces!
by ZXY&ABC July 8, 2020
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