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Noun. A person who conceals contraband in his/her/their/y'all people's anal cavity.
Verb. The act of concealing contraband in the anal cavity.
Verb. The act of concealing contraband in the anal cavity.
Ex. 1
C-Dogg: My girl came through with a burner phone, two bindles of black, and zip of white. We need to find someone who can get that shit onto the yard!
Peanut Head: Don't trip rogue. Wes Watson is available to hoop that shit.
C-Dogg: You sure? Between all his paperwork and steroids, are you sure there's enough room up in there?
Peanut Head: It's all good. He's a Rectal Coyote!
Ex. 2
Demetrius approaches DaJuan. He glances around to see if anyone is eavesdropping.
Demetrius: Psst. The Down Low meeting is tonight! You be bringing the Crisco and the man wipes. Keep it on the DL!
DaJuan rubs his hands together and smiles.
DaJuan: Word. And I'll be Rectal Coyoting that shit playa!
Demetrius: And it might be more like Coyote Ugly when it comes out.
C-Dogg: My girl came through with a burner phone, two bindles of black, and zip of white. We need to find someone who can get that shit onto the yard!
Peanut Head: Don't trip rogue. Wes Watson is available to hoop that shit.
C-Dogg: You sure? Between all his paperwork and steroids, are you sure there's enough room up in there?
Peanut Head: It's all good. He's a Rectal Coyote!
Ex. 2
Demetrius approaches DaJuan. He glances around to see if anyone is eavesdropping.
Demetrius: Psst. The Down Low meeting is tonight! You be bringing the Crisco and the man wipes. Keep it on the DL!
DaJuan rubs his hands together and smiles.
DaJuan: Word. And I'll be Rectal Coyoting that shit playa!
Demetrius: And it might be more like Coyote Ugly when it comes out.
by ZXY&ABC October 28, 2022
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Deputy 1 frantically speaks into the radio microphone.
Deputy 1: We're gonna need hostage negotiators, emotional support therapists, a Spanish language translator--
Deputy 2 grabs Deputy 1.
Deputy 2: --Don't forget the BIPOC community liaison and a LGBTQI+ navigator--
Sheriff Villareal, wearing a cowboy hat, arrives in a six-ton armored vehicle with a 14-foot battering ram. He exits the vehicle and leans in on Deputy 1.
Sheriff Villareal: We're gonna 10-22 that. The Sheriff is calling the shots now.
Ex. 2
Tobias: I can't believe they cancelled my TV show because of the 'Trudeau Incident' episode!
DaMarcus: You mean the one where you wore black face just like the Canadian Prime Minister?
Tobias: It was shoe polish! But they still 10-22'd me!
DaMarcus: Don't stress homey. Just reinvent yourself as a trans woman who self identifies as Native American and you'll get your own Netflix special in no time.
Deputy 1 frantically speaks into the radio microphone.
Deputy 1: We're gonna need hostage negotiators, emotional support therapists, a Spanish language translator--
Deputy 2 grabs Deputy 1.
Deputy 2: --Don't forget the BIPOC community liaison and a LGBTQI+ navigator--
Sheriff Villareal, wearing a cowboy hat, arrives in a six-ton armored vehicle with a 14-foot battering ram. He exits the vehicle and leans in on Deputy 1.
Sheriff Villareal: We're gonna 10-22 that. The Sheriff is calling the shots now.
Ex. 2
Tobias: I can't believe they cancelled my TV show because of the 'Trudeau Incident' episode!
DaMarcus: You mean the one where you wore black face just like the Canadian Prime Minister?
Tobias: It was shoe polish! But they still 10-22'd me!
DaMarcus: Don't stress homey. Just reinvent yourself as a trans woman who self identifies as Native American and you'll get your own Netflix special in no time.
by ZXY&ABC October 31, 2022
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A police chase unfolds on TV.
TV News Chopper: He's all over the place! Driving 100 miles per hour, going the wrong way, and not using his turn signal. That night sun is agitating the driver!
Ex. 2
Slim: Hey homey! I need a place to crash!
T-Bone: Why fool?
Slim: The cops raided my trap house! They put the night sun on it! That shit was brighter than an albino at an NAACP convention!
T-Bone: Word. Just keep it on the Down Low if you know what I'm sizzlin'.
A police chase unfolds on TV.
TV News Chopper: He's all over the place! Driving 100 miles per hour, going the wrong way, and not using his turn signal. That night sun is agitating the driver!
Ex. 2
Slim: Hey homey! I need a place to crash!
T-Bone: Why fool?
Slim: The cops raided my trap house! They put the night sun on it! That shit was brighter than an albino at an NAACP convention!
T-Bone: Word. Just keep it on the Down Low if you know what I'm sizzlin'.
by ZXY&ABC November 9, 2022
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Chandler: Check it out broseph: I'm Laying a Demo for my soon to be hit song.
Taylor: Really? What's it called?
Chandler: It's called "We Make Crap Music and You Love Us For it." Think of it as System of a Down meets KISS.
Taylor: Awesome. Bet it hits No. 1.
Ex. 2
Killa G Dogg (rapping): "Punk ass suckas be comin to the Yoch to schlemo / I pull out the strap and start Laying a Demo"
Ex. 3
DeAndre: I just ate four slices of convenience store pizza, dusted four cups of convenience store coffee, and chugged a 4-0. My stomach is rumbling!
DeMarcus: And you're gonna be Laying a Demo in a moment!
Chandler: Check it out broseph: I'm Laying a Demo for my soon to be hit song.
Taylor: Really? What's it called?
Chandler: It's called "We Make Crap Music and You Love Us For it." Think of it as System of a Down meets KISS.
Taylor: Awesome. Bet it hits No. 1.
Ex. 2
Killa G Dogg (rapping): "Punk ass suckas be comin to the Yoch to schlemo / I pull out the strap and start Laying a Demo"
Ex. 3
DeAndre: I just ate four slices of convenience store pizza, dusted four cups of convenience store coffee, and chugged a 4-0. My stomach is rumbling!
DeMarcus: And you're gonna be Laying a Demo in a moment!
by ZXY&ABC October 5, 2022
Get the Laying a Demo mug.Dodger Mike and Mark Ondo tailgate in the parking lot drinking beverages.
Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!
Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!
Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!
Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.
Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!
Dodger Mike and Mark fist bump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the game.
Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!
Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!
Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!
Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.
Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!
Dodger Mike and Mark fist bump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the game.
by ZXY&ABC October 9, 2022
Get the UC Irvine Football mug.Dodger Mike and Mark Ondo tailgate in the parking lot drinking beverages.
Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!
Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!
Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!
Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.
Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!
Dodger Mike and Mark fist pump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the non-existent game.
Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!
Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!
Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!
Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.
Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!
Dodger Mike and Mark fist pump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the non-existent game.
by ZXY&ABC October 22, 2022
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Elliot works the mixing board. DeMarcus enters.
Elliot: Check it out Broseph! I'm laying a demo!
DaMarcus: What's it called?
Elliot: "I Make Crap Music and You Love Me For It." Think of it as System of Down meets KISS.
DaMarcus: That's gonna be chart topper.
Ex. 2
DJ Gangsta Pimp Dogg (rapping): "Some suckas in the Yoch be talkin' some schlemo / So I pull out the strap and start laying a demo."
Ex. 3
BJ's stomach rumbles.
BJ: Oh no. I knew I should have avoided the second helping of Rocky Mountain Oysters.
Stu: As they say, what goes in must come out.
BJ: And I'm gonna be laying a demo in a minute.
Elliot works the mixing board. DeMarcus enters.
Elliot: Check it out Broseph! I'm laying a demo!
DaMarcus: What's it called?
Elliot: "I Make Crap Music and You Love Me For It." Think of it as System of Down meets KISS.
DaMarcus: That's gonna be chart topper.
Ex. 2
DJ Gangsta Pimp Dogg (rapping): "Some suckas in the Yoch be talkin' some schlemo / So I pull out the strap and start laying a demo."
Ex. 3
BJ's stomach rumbles.
BJ: Oh no. I knew I should have avoided the second helping of Rocky Mountain Oysters.
Stu: As they say, what goes in must come out.
BJ: And I'm gonna be laying a demo in a minute.
by ZXY&ABC October 23, 2022
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