Percussive Maintenance

The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

The server's down...nothing a little percussive maintenance can't fix...

by Zak May 29, 2003

monosyllabic

Composed of one syllable words. Going against the pronounciation of the word itself.

Monosyllabic sentence: This is a look at these kinds of words.

by Zak May 03, 2003

godly

Insert picture od aml here.

Aml has the leet idle skills, he is so godly.

by Zak March 31, 2005

Seagull Management

The type of business where your boss hovers around the office, takes the good ideas for himself/herself, and shits on every other idea you have.

I'm tired of this seagull management! I want to be able to use my OWN ideas for MYSELF.

by Zak April 30, 2003

van gogh

cutting off ones ear to quit hearing ones bullshit

i had to van gogh my ears to stop the piercing pain of your constant baggering.

by ZAk March 23, 2005

DW

a dick watcher.

dont change infornt of him hes a dw

by zak December 14, 2003

Ozzyish

The incoherent, strung-together language spoken by The Crown Prince of Darkness, Ozyy Osbourne.

I don't speak Ozzyish, Mr. Osbourne. Can't you speak ENGLISH?

by Zak April 30, 2003