ZAk's definitions

GayRE

A comment on Gamerankings that is deemed to be very gay.

"That was a very GayRE comment, Jay."

by Zak July 3, 2004

Inabitch

Similar to "In a bit" or "Inabit". A way of saying goodbye.

Inabitch blud.

by Zak May 11, 2004

PhD

When you go to college or university to get laid you go for a phd, or you're hoping to get a phd.

a phd is "a pussy hunting degree"

"He's not going to uni to study bruv, he's going for a Phd"

by Zak May 12, 2004

Alpha Geek

The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.

"Hennings is the alpha geek of this corporation. He knows EVERYTHING about the server."

by Zak May 3, 2003

OHNO-Second

That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.

"It took an OHNO-Second to realize he had deleted the company's files."

by Zak May 3, 2003

Fastskin

Also FSII

Tight swimsuit for rich people that supposedly mimicks sharkskin but it only lasts about 10 meets but stil its worth it becuase it makes you look fast!!

For the guys it comes in:
Brief, Jammer, Legskin, HiNeck Kneeskin, Backstroke HiNeck Bodyskin, HiNeck Bodyskin, and Fullbodyskin

For the ladies it comes in:
Recordbreaker, Recordbreaker Kneeskin, HiNeck Kneeskin, Backstroke HiNeck Bodyskin, HiNeck Bodyskin, Recordbreaker Bodyskin, and Full Bodyskin

Tom: Whoa look at that kid wearing the hi-neck kneeskin.
John: He must be fast and rich.

by Zak August 20, 2004

Charitard

Noun. A "charitard" is a kid who is so obsessed with Pokemon and DragonBall Z and other shitty japanese cartoons that he is retarded.

Dude, Ray is such a charitard. I swear, the kid just watches too much Pokemon, his brain has gone to wack.

by Zak December 25, 2003