ZAk's definitions

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What many people wish would just happen when they do something REALLY stupid, just before the reaction comes.

by Zak September 1, 2003

war

A byproduct of the arts of peace.

We are a nation at war.

by Zak May 3, 2003

Stress Puppy

A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

by Zak May 3, 2003

Roger Moore

A piss-poor James Bond. Is a horrible actor, and maybe the fact that he had to follow the allmighty Sean Connery who is my favorite actor and who is one bad motherfucker. Cockney rhyming slang for whore

He's a fookin' Roger Moore!

by Zak January 22, 2004

X-men

A group of mutant superheroes who are all gathered in a "school" (doubling as their headquarters). They fight bad mutants, bad humans, and retards that think they suck on peoples' anal cavities.

"The X-Men are about to kick your ass."

by Zak May 6, 2003

terrorism

U.S. foriegn policy. For some reason we American seem to think that terrorism was invented on Sept. 11th, but it has been business as usual for the U.S. government for the last century.

The war on terrorism will not be over until the U.S. becomes a third world country.

by Zak November 15, 2003

religion

A great excuse to get gifts on the holidays; A joke.

Religion: keeping people in line for over 2000 years.

by Zak November 15, 2003