dudeapalooza

When the amount of males present greatly outnumber the females. Often refered to as a sausage fest. This is probably one of the worst situations to be in if you're a horny guy looking for hot chicks to score with.

Dude...be glad you didn't go to Frank's party last saturday. It was a total dudeapalooza.

by Zach October 19, 2006

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poisage

When u get poison ivy on ur sack and gooch

If you rub pison ivy on ur gooch and sack ull get poisage u dumbass.

by zach May 31, 2005

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moist shamoise

a moist-towelette-like device used for cleaning up ketchup/catsup

"Well, aren't you going to get your 409 or Awesome Sauce or whatever you're going to clean this up with? Maybe a moist shamoise?"

by Zach June 21, 2003

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talking salmon

A rare fish found in lakes and rivers of the Southwest USA that comes to the surface and makes noises resembling a young human, such as "Mama" "Dada" and "Baby want some milk".

John: Yeah, I'm going fishing at Pena Blanca this weekend. Maybe I'll catch some talking salmon.

Stupid bitch: Talking salmon?

John: Yeah you know, those fish that swim up and go, "Mama, Mama, baby want some milk."

Stupid bitch: Oh.

by zach September 01, 2003

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