pedophobe

An adult who is not attracted by children, sexually or otherwise, and who should remain childfree, but does not end uo doing it due to the blind pressure of social conformity.
You are such a pedophobe. Why on earth did you put children on earth?
by Ysengrim January 02, 2004
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scrotum combing

Your guy is laying bottom up. You pin four or five fingers at the root of his scrotum and scratch delicatly, lovingly, in the direction of the balls, then back up, then back down... You proceed softly, but you manage for his balls to feel clearly your fingers scratching them from the back, of even from the front.
He was displaying his ass and balls to me. Bottom up on the bed. First, I licked his balls softly, from behind. When they were all wet, I sticked my lips and tongue in his adored slit-ass. I then did some scrotum combing on his wet trembling balls. I was licking and combing softly, getting hard myself, dreaming already to fuck his adored cock hungry ass.
by Ysengrim January 05, 2004
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U. of Trash

University of Toronto, formerly King College. The oldest university in Canada.
Got your diploma from U. of Trash? They are loosers. Beat it.
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homodominant bi

A bisexual who is more on the homo side. An homo bi-curious is often nothing other than an undiscovered homodominant bi.
I am an homodominant bi. And you?
by Ysengrim January 02, 2004
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cockring

An instrument used to squeeze the penis and the balls together. It produces an immense sensation of feminization which any masculine individual really serious about sex and love should entertain and meditate.
The day when every man will use regularly a cockring will be a day of cooler, calmer and more respectful mutually enhancing sex.
by Ysengrim January 01, 2004
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slit-ass

The anus, when it has been properly converted into a sexual zone in the process of feminization of a {slutboy.
The Mistress: Keep dildoing, slutboy, keep working... Soon we will turn this meaningless hole of yours into a fair slit-ass.
by Ysengrim January 02, 2004
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Ellen DeGeneres

An homosexual actress who, in 1997 managed to play the role of an homosexual woman who decides to stop to be a crypto-lesbian. Both the character and the actress ended up coming out simultaneously... and on National TV.
Thank to people like Ellen DeGeneres, we will come to the plain understanding of the fact that a lesbian is just another ordinary person.
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