Ysengrim's definitions

heterosexism

A discriminative attitude grounded on the sexual orientation criteria, and more specifically -our society being still what it is- a discriminative attitude towards gays and lesbians.

The heterosexism of certain definitions of the Urban Dictionnary really scares the shit out of me.

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

cork

A specific type of lockable dildo which a he-female dominatrix places in the anus of her slutboy to accentuate his feminization. Usually the obedient fully dressed ladyboy wears the cork when his Mistress and him are walking and acting in public. He must smile, interact, and obey as if his slit-ass was not completely jammed by his mistress' power. The proper use of a cork makes for a major enhancement of the understanding by boys and men of the social, psychological, and physical constraints of old-fashioned womanhood.

The slutboy (on a high pitch tone): When I sit, I strongly feel the cork.

The mistress: Sit pretty then, cross your legs tight, and serve me some tea.

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

jisso

Mythical substance.

The ultimate aphrodisiac drug, as Eldorado is the ultimate country.

After they had absorbed the jisso, their collective fuck was flawless, endless, unreal.

by Ysengrim January 1, 2004

pedophobe

An adult who is not attracted by children, sexually or otherwise, and who should remain childfree, but does not end uo doing it due to the blind pressure of social conformity.

You are such a pedophobe. Why on earth did you put children on earth?

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

toriloth

Mythical object.

A musical instrument, similar to a bow or a harp. It has the capacity to produce intense bass vibrations as well as very high pitch mandolin-like notes, which the listener can feel deeply in his or her chest.

Kneeling on the grass, Cherry Jennifer and Janet Aker were playing the toriloth

by Ysengrim January 6, 2004

crypto-lesbian

A lesbian who decided to keep her coming out strictly for herself and her intimates. Social conformity is not the only reason for the crypto-lesbian option. The thrill of dissimulating one's real nature to the social milieu can be a major incentive for such an option as well. Very often a crypto-lesbian is actually a discrete bisexual.

Daphne DuMaurier was a crypto lesbian.

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

mixed up

A synonym for "being or turning bisexual" or "getting curious towards one's other sexual side". That term is derogatory and describes bisexuality from the unilateral point of view of an exclusive homosexual and/or heterosexual stand.

Karla is not completely a lesbian. She is rather... mixed up.

Maybe she is bisexual?

Possibly. But we still love each other dearly.

I have no doubt about that

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004