A frequent user and subscriber to r/ChapoTrapHouse - a commie/tankie subreddit vastly populated by edgy, pimple faced teens trying to be rebellious from the comfort of their middle class bedrooms. Chapocels are hardline Marxists and Stalinists who also vehemently support Bernie Sanders and can't meme to save their lives. Think that nature is oppressing them and everything should be free, including mandatory government allocated vagina.
The suffix -cel refers to incel - an involuntary celibate individual (usually male) that can't get laid even by paying hookers.
In short, a chapocel is a commie incel that has failed at life.
The suffix -cel refers to incel - an involuntary celibate individual (usually male) that can't get laid even by paying hookers.
In short, a chapocel is a commie incel that has failed at life.
Bro 1: Hey look at these homeless crackheads on the corner protesting something
Bro 2: Nah bro, that's just a bunch of chapocels demanding free shit because they're too lazy to get a job
Bro 2: Nah bro, that's just a bunch of chapocels demanding free shit because they're too lazy to get a job
by yourmomsboyfriend March 19, 2020
A combination of words soy and brainlet, soylet is a person (typically male) that has effeminate traits (see soy boy) coupled with low intelligence. Your typical soylet is more than likely an SJW, antifa supporter, chapocel, nu-male, male feminist, or similar. Physical attributes of a soylet may include spaghetti arms, weighing 130 lbs or less, skinny fat, terrible posture, weak physical condition, and generally not in healthy physical shape due to their bad lifestyle and not because of any disabilities. Mental attributes may include outbursts such as: "As a male, I apologize for my gender", "the Soviet Union was state capitalist", "I'm an asexual demiboy gender queer batkin", "Just because she has a penis doesn't make her a man".
soylet: "Tax the rich 100%!! Can't wait for the revolution to eat the rich!"
doctor: "Your testosterone levels are the lowest I've ever seen in a 35 year old male. Please stop screaming in my office."
doctor: "Your testosterone levels are the lowest I've ever seen in a 35 year old male. Please stop screaming in my office."
by yourmomsboyfriend June 24, 2019
1. a person, that resembles one of the family members of the brady bunch, not by looks per se, but mainly by behavior that fits that "perfect, white american" mold.
2. a faggot or a homosexual
3. a pussy of a person, a whimp, a bitch (not female)
2. a faggot or a homosexual
3. a pussy of a person, a whimp, a bitch (not female)
1. just talking to that guy gives me the fuckin creeps. that perfect, tv commercial looking face, with his perfect, slicked haircut, his american eagle outfit from his underwear to his sweater, and his radio commercial voice.. fuckin brady buncher, man.
2. dude that guy just bought me a beer at the bar, he was kinda cool.... he's a fuckin brady buncher man, look at him staring at your ass.. holy shit! you're right
3. don't be such a brady buncher, bro. just man up and accept the fact that you're no longer with that whore of an ex-girlfriend of yours. its a good thing you guys broke up. she was fucking half of the staff at the dairy queen on 4th and rural.
2. dude that guy just bought me a beer at the bar, he was kinda cool.... he's a fuckin brady buncher man, look at him staring at your ass.. holy shit! you're right
3. don't be such a brady buncher, bro. just man up and accept the fact that you're no longer with that whore of an ex-girlfriend of yours. its a good thing you guys broke up. she was fucking half of the staff at the dairy queen on 4th and rural.
by yourmomsboyfriend March 09, 2010
Free shit is something that you get for free without having to pay for it. Synonymous with just plain "free". Many people, however, get confused and think that some free shit is actually free just because they don't have to directly pay for it.
Example 1
Dude 1: This guy on street came up to me and gave me some free shit (pulls out a bag of weed)
Dude 2: Damn bro, just make sure its not laced with meth
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Example 2:
Woke barista: Education and healthcare are human rights, man! Matter fact, everything should be free including food! Vote Bernie!
Based zoomer: No such thing as free shit, bro. Someone always ends up paying for it.
Dude 1: This guy on street came up to me and gave me some free shit (pulls out a bag of weed)
Dude 2: Damn bro, just make sure its not laced with meth
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Example 2:
Woke barista: Education and healthcare are human rights, man! Matter fact, everything should be free including food! Vote Bernie!
Based zoomer: No such thing as free shit, bro. Someone always ends up paying for it.
by yourmomsboyfriend June 08, 2019
an opposite of a gold digger. at an upscale party most women won't consider you even if you're good looking, unless you have money. most of them tramps are gold diggers. well, a dirt digger actually will fuck you even if you're just an average income guy.
guy1: dude, i was at the W hotel celebrity party last night.. there were some fine ass bitches there dude, i could tell some of them liked me, but i had no chance with them since i dont drive a lambo. so towards the end of the night i got lucky and actually took a girl home without using the roofies!
guy2: found yourself a dirt digger out of the whole crowd after all huh?
guy1: fuck yeah. she even licked my ass!
guy2: found yourself a dirt digger out of the whole crowd after all huh?
guy1: fuck yeah. she even licked my ass!
by yourmomsboyfriend March 07, 2010
slow food is the opposite of fast food. In other words a sit down restaurant of some sort or anything that is not McDonalds, Burger King, Taco Bell, Subway, Wendy's, KFC, Blimpie, etc.. You get the point.
coined by A. I. 10/22/2008
coined by A. I. 10/22/2008
Bunch of people in the car:
Guy1: Man i'm starvin sons!
Guy2: Shit, me too! What you wanna eat?
Guy3: I'm down with whatever, how about some BK?
Guy4: Fuck that shit! I want some slow food for a change. Sit down and relax for a bit you know.
Guy2: Yeah I hear ya brotha. Lets go get some steaks at Mastro's.
Guy1: Man i'm starvin sons!
Guy2: Shit, me too! What you wanna eat?
Guy3: I'm down with whatever, how about some BK?
Guy4: Fuck that shit! I want some slow food for a change. Sit down and relax for a bit you know.
Guy2: Yeah I hear ya brotha. Lets go get some steaks at Mastro's.
by yourmomsboyfriend June 08, 2019
A term used by retarded ASU frat boys to call each other as a term of respect or endearment. Similar to boss or bro or man.
by yourmomsboyfriend September 04, 2023