23 definitions by Yourmomsboyfriend
the motion of erect or semi erect penis when it swings from side to side when you walk around naked. like when you're having sex all around the house and you need to take the act into the kitchen for whatever reason, as you walk over, the penis in its erect form will swing or swagger from side to side. try it next time!
guy 1: yesterday me and my girl stayed in and fucked all day long. we did it everywhere around the house. she wanted to get fucked on the kitchen counter so as we walked over to the kitchen, i got the cock swagger going on. it turned her on so much that she got on her knees halfway through and started sucking off until i busted in her mouth
guy 2: holy shit dude.. thanks for a graphic representation.
guy 1: hey, thats why we're friends, right?
guy 2: holy shit dude.. thanks for a graphic representation.
guy 1: hey, thats why we're friends, right?
by Yourmomsboyfriend March 09, 2010
Bro 1: "I asked the waitress down in Tijuana what playlist they were playing at the restaurant on Spotify and she said it was JewTube.. what the fuck is JewTube??"
Bro 2: "No, retard. She meant YouTube, that's just how they pronounce it down there. Lol. Dumbass."
Bro 2: "No, retard. She meant YouTube, that's just how they pronounce it down there. Lol. Dumbass."
by Yourmomsboyfriend July 10, 2019
When one feels disgust or aversion to transsexuals instead of phobia, which has been wrongly attributed most of the time.
Trans: YOU'RE A TRANSPHOBE BECAUSE YOU WON"T SUCK MY GIRL COCK!!!11
Chill Dude: Nah, fam, I'm not afraid of you, I'm just transgusted
Chill Dude: Nah, fam, I'm not afraid of you, I'm just transgusted
by Yourmomsboyfriend March 12, 2021
Pretty much everywhere outside MERICA. Places like Europe, Australia, Canada, and a bunch of other soyboy cuck breeding grounds. Also, states like California and New York and most of the East/West coastline. Places that don't respect individual rights and are collectivist shitholes.
European Soycuckistan: "We need to ban free speech because nobody should be offended by words. Only approved speech should be allowed. Its for the GREATER GOOD."
MERICA: "What a fucking mess. Keep you Soycuckistan to yourselves and stay the fuck away from us or we'll glass crater your ass."
MERICA: "What a fucking mess. Keep you Soycuckistan to yourselves and stay the fuck away from us or we'll glass crater your ass."
by Yourmomsboyfriend December 14, 2018
A combination of words soy and brainlet, soylet is a person (typically male) that has effeminate traits (see soy boy) coupled with low intelligence. Your typical soylet is more than likely an SJW, antifa supporter, chapocel, nu-male, male feminist, or similar. Physical attributes of a soylet may include spaghetti arms, weighing 130 lbs or less, skinny fat, terrible posture, weak physical condition, and generally not in healthy physical shape due to their bad lifestyle and not because of any disabilities. Mental attributes may include outbursts such as: "As a male, I apologize for my gender", "the Soviet Union was state capitalist", "I'm an asexual demiboy gender queer batkin", "Just because she has a penis doesn't make her a man".
soylet: "Tax the rich 100%!! Can't wait for the revolution to eat the rich!"
doctor: "Your testosterone levels are the lowest I've ever seen in a 35 year old male. Please stop screaming in my office."
doctor: "Your testosterone levels are the lowest I've ever seen in a 35 year old male. Please stop screaming in my office."
by Yourmomsboyfriend June 24, 2019
noun: a penis that is severely infected with any number of venereal diseases (mostly the worst ones out there like syphillis, clamidia, etc.). A penis that has nasty fluids and puss filled bumps on it and is really the worst thing that can happen to anyone. The reason its called "Vegas Cock" is because not everything that happens in Vegas stays in Vegas (i.e. it comes back with you in your pants).
Coined by A.I. witnessed by P. R. on 8/8/2008
Coined by A.I. witnessed by P. R. on 8/8/2008
Guy 1: dude i went on a trip to Vegas and fucked a couple a nasty street hookers and I came back with a case of Vegas Cock
Guy 2: fuckin sucks balls dude!
Guy 2: fuckin sucks balls dude!
by Yourmomsboyfriend June 28, 2019

