Yourbestie's definitions

Zach figglehorn

The quarterback on the soccer team. He’s so hot you’ll melt because he is so sex on the eyes. He has the greatest shmolder of all.

Zach figglehorn can figgle my horn tonight.

by yourbestie December 11, 2022

Fake friends

These r people u have known for the longest time and just stab u in the back. They will shoot u if they get the chance and completely betray.

My fake friends just dated the boy that I like.

by yourbestie August 20, 2018

Mackenzie and Adam

💦👅😻👉🏼👌🏼

Everyone wants a Mackenzie and Adam relationship

by yourbestie December 15, 2017

Girlaphob

When a guy is such a pussy that you avoid any situation in which a girl might be present so that you won't have to interract with them.

Adam, stop being a girlaphob and come to hang out with me and my girls for the weekend.

by Yourbestie November 16, 2009

Teondre

Usually a tall, very very handsome male, who's has amazing skill when playing Xbox. He's very good with girls and he prefers tits over ass. He's obsessed with girls and tries to talk to one at least every now and then. He has a very nice body and a nice smile. Good taste in music and he cam defend himself pretty well.

Girl: "Wow Teondre, you're so sexy!"
Call of Duty fanboy: "Wow Teondre you're amazing at Call of Duty, I wish I could be as good as you!"

by YourBestie June 28, 2013

Tonsil fishing

When u hook on to someone’s tonsils and never let go. This is the best way to fresh kiss a person.

Tonsil fishing is the best thing ever.

by yourbestie August 20, 2018

Hamburger fishing

When u fishing for that nice juicy burger in the deep sea and waiting for the fish to take your bait.

I went hamburger fishing and got the biggest fish in the sea.

by yourbestie August 20, 2018