Your mom Karen's definitions

Penis

The thing Jesus had between his legs

Praise our saviour Jesus, he had a penis.

by Your mom Karen June 3, 2019

Shlinklockin

to eat meat with a stick or hands

MOM OMG LEAVE CANT YOU SEE IM DOING SHLINKLOCKIN

by Your mom Karen June 3, 2019

im bambi

When ur mom dies

my mom died Im bambi

by Your mom Karen June 3, 2019

Karen

your mom who has that one haircut, wears loose bottom jeans with flip-flops, drives a mini van, is anti-vax, probably had a Monroe piercing at some point, and LOVES speaking to the manager

Ugh Karen's here again, hide your manager

by Your mom Karen June 3, 2019

Neck beard

A beard that is grown on ones neck instead of ones chin. Dads often have neck beards

Dad has such a nice neck beard like DAMN

by Your mom Karen June 3, 2019

Cameron

Cameron’s are literally stalkers... they get really attached and won’t let go of you, they fall in love easily without realising and goes to the extreme to get the person they want. They try to act tough but are actually a baby that needs attention at all times. Has trouble understanding simple things but gets good grades even though his work is always late. Has a huge ego and thinks he can get whatever he wants. Other than the fact that he can be clingy and annoying he can be funny. Rarely.

Friend 1: who’s that guy over there crying.
Friend 2: must be a Cameron.

by Your mom Karen June 23, 2019

Suzy

The girl in kindergarten that all the little boys love even tho she's a bit nasty.

My crush in kindergarten was Suzy

by Your mom Karen June 7, 2019