Your mom 's definitions

Giant flying dildo

Noun
1. Mike Zabinski
2. One of any number of idiotic tyrants, but mostly Mike Zabinski.

Giant flying dildos thrive off the misery of others, and charge people for the privilege of working for them.

by Your Mom January 2, 2005

Penis

word meaning You.

Ow! I hit my penis on the refrigerator.

by Your mom December 9, 2003

dhermit

Complete asshole who has no opinion of anyone but himself. Compensates for his lack of penis by being an obnoxious dick to everyone.

Damn dude, he's a real dhermit, isn't he.

by your mom March 20, 2003

skull

n. blow job. (see also "brain")

I showed kennethcowan.com what good skull is...

by your mom January 29, 2003

snabld

An individual who is very good at most endeavors they try, but often lacks complete mastery of such endeavors.

A jack-of-all-trades.

That snabald is good at everything

by Your Mom July 13, 2003

Whore Supervisor

The classy term for Private Tucker's (Red vs. Blue) job as "Pimp."

Doc: What did you put on your taxes as your occupation?
Tucker: Technically, it was "Pimp", but I decided to class it up and put "Whore Supervisor".


Guy 1 (Black): I'm pimpin' all the ladies.. suck it, bitch!
Guy 2 (White): So you're a pimp, huh?
Guy 3 (Also White): No, he's a Whore Supervisor!
Guy 1: Shut the fuck up, bitch! -Pulls out a 12 gauge and shoots!-

by Your Mom May 13, 2005

Dan Marino

A selfish football player, who has everyone thinking he had no talent, despite he was 31th pick in the draft(to a SB team). They say he had no defense, but his defense had the name Killer B's(that's not a name for a sorry defense since it sounds cool), they said he had no running back(the truth is his HBs never got any carries), they always ranked high on pass offense(once again no carries for the HB and like were top 5 in pass attempts), and he tried to win a lot of games by himself.

the truth is Dan Marino owns just about every career passing record cause he was selfish, still same old from college(his team was #1, but he cost them, cause he was so busy trying to win the national championship) people kiss his ass cause he has records but no rings and they don't blame him.

by Your mom March 27, 2005