texas

The greatest state there is, period. A great state that george bush has made the country and the world hate. Alot of people come on this website and talk shit about texas because of that george bush faggot. And as for the dumbass that said that hitler would have liked Texas he can kiss my ass. If that person (that probably watches mtv and has never been anywhere outside his home state) said that in Texas he would get his smart ass beaten repeatedly and mercilessly. Look beyond the blundering mistakes of george w and find the real texas.
That pansyfuck called texans ignorant so we beat his pompous ass and he was our BITCH!
by your mom February 27, 2005
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sturdy

"You sturdy telling your girl, 'man, I could've been in it,' but you's a punk nigga, niggas don't fuck with ya, nigga."
-3 6 Mafia
by Your mom December 23, 2004
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No Doubt

Talented band whose first album most CERTAINLY was NOT Tragic Kingdom. Sheesh. Get it right, kids.
No Doubt was est. 1987.
by your mom June 17, 2003
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Geyser

someone who drinks excessively and then ejects a column of vomit into the air
Dude...did you see that Candace chick that puked all over the bar on her 21st birthday?

Yeah, she got kicked out for being a geyser.
by Your Mom May 09, 2004
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Crackdunk

man, i'm sure a moron for all that crackdunking i do
by your mom July 28, 2003
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banana resistor

In a series or parallel circuit a banana that has a certain resistance along the circuit line.
The banana resistor is about to overload.
by Your mom April 07, 2003
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your mom

your mom is the only phrase that answers anything and everything someone might say to you.
ex:

A: What's up?
B: Your mom's penis

A: I went home sick yesterday
B: I went home with your mom yesterday

A: Pass the salt.
B: Pass your mom.

A: No! I will not have sex with you!
B: Your mom won't have sex with you!
by your mom May 13, 2005
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