koozie

Code word for saying that you fucked a girl today.

Yo, dawg. KOOZIE!!!!

by Your Mom September 02, 2005

Fake Hollywood

1. Fake Hollywood

When a guy blows some of his load on her back, and then when she turns around to look, he blows the rest in the face



Source: anonymous, Sep 19, 2003


^I like the one when the misogystic little urban dictionary faggot is getting his dick sucked and then the chick reaches for the butcher knife and cuts the little faggot wanker's pin dick off and shoves it down his fat mouth!

It's called the "shutup ya fag" maneuver!

by your mom October 13, 2004

Boat Pig

Adj, noun; A person who spends all day and night gambling at the local riverboat casino.

Mike's parents spend all their time at the casino. They are a couple of boat pigs.

by Your mom February 19, 2004

sleezing

sneezing all over your penis and then proceeding to have sex and give a girl a vagina cold rather than a head cold, unless she is in fact giving you head.

beer beer beer beer beer

by Your Mom April 22, 2005

the greatest being in the world

Kat.
(See Kat)

The greatest being in the world r0x0rs my b0x0rs!!11!!

by Your mom May 05, 2003

Urban Cocktionary

a more extreme version of Urban Dictionary.

Urban Cocktionary : Urban Dictionary :: X-games : Olympics

by your mom April 19, 2003

shitles

another slang word for "shit"

"AWWW shitles, i gotta go boof some bitch tonight."

by your mom October 10, 2003