Your lord and savior's definitions

Slash

A mediocre guitarist, who attained popularity in the god-awful rock band Guns n' Roses. He's known for his long, curly black hair, his Les Paul guitar, a top hat, and a cigarette permanently drooping out of the corner of his mouth.

Jesus, people! He can play a goddamn scale! If you want an actual guitar god, see Jimmy Page. Slash is just a big wanker.

by your Lord and Savior September 3, 2007

Rod Stewart

A pop rock singer. Getting up there, with hits like the awesome Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? and Sailing. Got his big break as singer for guitar legend Jeff Beck in 1968, in one of the world's first true hard rock bands (the Jeff Beck Group), which came out six months before Led Zeppelin, which the inside flap of their albums cannot state enough. After they broke up after two mediocre albums he devoted himself to pop and managed a successful solo career.

Rod Stewart, while awesome, is just about the biggest wanker who ever lived.

by your Lord and Savior September 3, 2007

AC/DC

Masters of three-chord rock.

Seriously, AC/DC fucking blows. Their lyrics suck, and both Bon Scott and Brian Johnson sound like 80 year olds who've smoked all their lives.

by your Lord and Savior September 1, 2007

Guns n' Roses

A terrible excuse for music. Miserable instrumentalists, lyricists, and composers. Simply put, they FUCKING SUCK! Axl Rose has zero talent, and has to cover it up by whining like a newborn baby.

Slash? Have you morons ever heard of Jimi Hendrix or Eric Clapton? Guns n' Roses couldn't lick Led Zeppelin's sweaty, hairy BALLS!

by your Lord and Savior September 1, 2007

tollefsen

Tollefsen means ginger in Ukrainian and is the most offensive insult ever existing in Ukrainian history. Tollefsen is often used by Ukrainians to offend the pro-russian movement.

Although, Tollefsen is originally a Norwegian surname, and means tampon.

Famous sentences:
"Oh my God, here comes the Tollefsens... GET TO ARMS!" - Ukrainian soldiers
"Yesterday my menstruation was so heavy, I had to change my Tollefsen like all the time" - Girl

by Your lord and savior February 12, 2015

Led Zeppelin

The greatest hard rock band of all time.

I came in my pants while listening to Led Zeppelin.

by your Lord and Savior September 1, 2007

vegan

Someone with BALLS. I mean, for real, can you imagine making that kind of sacrifice for your principles? JESUS!

I'm a vegetarian, which is cool, and I still nearly have to change underwear after watching Taco Bell commercials. I can't imagine being a vegan.

by your Lord and Savior September 1, 2007