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your mom

your mom is the only phrase that answers anything and everything someone might say to you.

ex:

A: What's up?
B: Your mom's penis

A: I went home sick yesterday
B: I went home with your mom yesterday

A: Pass the salt.
B: Pass your mom.

A: No! I will not have sex with you!
B: Your mom won't have sex with you!

by your mom May 13, 2005

snabald

An individual who is very good at most endeavors they try, but often lacks complete mastery of such endeavors.

A jack-of-all-trades.

MAN! That dude can do anything! He's such a snabald

by Your Mom July 15, 2003

Jawhes

A big firm dildo

I saw a porno movie in which Jenna Jamison used a jawhes on snatcheroo.

by Your Mom February 4, 2004

Hizzybow

House

Bitch this is my hizzybow

by your mom April 28, 2003

the zactly disease

a condition in which your face looks 'zactly like yo' ass.

Your mom's so ugly that just one look at her gave me the zactly disease.

by your mom May 26, 2003

super calli fredgulistic ex pe alli doschus

longest word ever know to man. You would say this when something good or great just happened or is going to happen.

1.) This pie is super calli fredgulistic ex pe alli doschus.
2.) I have a feeling this is going to be the super calli fredgulistic ex pe alli doshus time of my life!

by Your Mom May 27, 2004

too fast to live

1. The title of a book that features punk rock legend, Sid Vicious.
2. "Too Fast To Live, Too Young To Die". A store in England that was later renamed "Sex". It was owned by Malcolm McLaren, and was where the Sex Pistols bought their clothing.

1. Read Sid Vicious's story in "Too Fast To Live".
2. The Sex Pistols shopped at "Too Fast To Live, Too Young To Die", renamed "Sex".

by Your Mom January 14, 2005