Your Mom's definitions

jew-bag

Seemingly self-important media executives hyping up the situation involving the land they are attempting to reclaim. However, gave up on and left centuries ago. They are attempting to allocate U.S. tax dollars to support their cause which has absolutely nothing to do with the United States of America. "Homeland" my ass. Does this mean that if I convert to Judaism I can claim Israel as my "homeland?"

"Do you want to watch the jew-bag channel?"

by your mom April 6, 2005

too fast to live

1. The title of a book that features punk rock legend, Sid Vicious.
2. "Too Fast To Live, Too Young To Die". A store in England that was later renamed "Sex". It was owned by Malcolm McLaren, and was where the Sex Pistols bought their clothing.

1. Read Sid Vicious's story in "Too Fast To Live".
2. The Sex Pistols shopped at "Too Fast To Live, Too Young To Die", renamed "Sex".

by Your Mom January 14, 2005

splooge

when a guy gets horny he SPLOOGES!!!

matt got horny and splooged on himself!

by your mom April 18, 2005

L337

Internet speak that used to be funny in 1930.

People on TZ killed L337 sp33k.

by Your mom January 13, 2004

snabald

An individual who is very good at most endeavors they try, but often lacks complete mastery of such endeavors.

A jack-of-all-trades.

MAN! That dude can do anything! He's such a snabald

by Your Mom July 15, 2003

wigga pie

Expression used by the members in a band called dilt while flashing gang sighns then punching eachother in the boob. usually never used in a serious way, and with much tonation.

"fo shizzle my nizzle"
"wigga pie"

by your mom July 11, 2003

vagiiiina

some of them are hairy
some of them are bald
all of them are scary
and this is what they're called...

VAGIIIiIIIIIIIINA!!!!!!!!!!
VAGIIIIIIIIIIIINA!!!!!!!!!!
VAGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINA!!!!!!!!!!

by your mom February 4, 2005