the da vinci code

An Awful book by experienced thriller-writer DaN Brown. The book is awful because it is based on false evidence, and makes riDiculous claims. The wRiting itself is hardly good. Brown is following the ainciEnt formula for a thriller. Anyone who is suprised, interested, or in any Way mentally provoked by the book is stupid.

You: Yo man! "The Da Vinci Code" kicks major ass!

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKER. No, dude, it doesn't.

You: Yeah, it rules! It revoloutionized my view of the world, and immersed me in the FAlse hIStories of people I never really understood before(, being stupid).

Me: HAHAHA YOU FOOL!! THAT'S BULLSHIT!!! I can teach you More (reAl) history in tweNty minutes than you learned in that shitty-ass book! I'm going to pop a cap in yo momma motherfucker!

by Your MOM May 19, 2006

ling

(n) The sound made when you throw a pan against a hard surface such as a wall or a floor. This is commonly done by Chinese people in order to name their children. Thus, there are millions of chinese people named: Ling, Ching, Ang, Ding, Dong, Chang, Pang, etc.

After throwing the customary pan against the metal wall, the old man heard the sound "Ling!" and immeadeately named his newborn song Ling.

by your mom February 12, 2005

cockslave

a slave to the cock, could me male or female, preferrable male

Shut up you stupid cockslave.

by your mom December 28, 2004

POSER

Someone who tries to be like someone really cool.

*Patty,Becky,Manda,Megen,and Carol

by Your Mom February 28, 2003

bun lover

One Who is Friends with Chris Runyan

Josh E is a bunlover aka a momson

by Your Mom May 22, 2003

lirl

lirl is an acronym for "Laughing Out Loud"

::someone makes a funny joke:: LIRL!

by your mom March 22, 2005

vagiiiina

some of them are hairy
some of them are bald
all of them are scary
and this is what they're called...

VAGIIIiIIIIIIIINA!!!!!!!!!!
VAGIIIIIIIIIIIINA!!!!!!!!!!
VAGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINA!!!!!!!!!!

by your mom February 05, 2005