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soup

1.) a liquid-based food usually with noodles or vegetables, and usually served warm or hot.
2.) a dumb buttplug on this site who says a lot of stupid crap about the President, Arnold (The Governator), and various other people, places, and things. In addition, he is extremely immoral and the topics he picks to define on this site are disgusting. (OBSERVE BELOW, YOU SHALL SEE.)
1.) Campbell's Soup....mmm mmm good!
2.) Actual definitions by "soup":

-(Definition of Arnold Schwarzenegger:) The antithesis of democratic values;
an election that is a set up or is a joke.
See George Bush
Gonzalez, Lima, Peru:
"Are you going to vote in the election?"
Freddo, Lima, Peru:
"No way man the candidates are all Arnold Schwarzenegger's"
Source: soup, Jan 23, 2004

-(Definition of George Bush:) Just another stupid conservative male running anouther stupid conservative country
Just another reason why America represents so much that is wrong with the world
An excellent answer to an essay titled:
"what was the main problem the world faced in the beginning of the 21st century?"
Source: soup, Jan 23, 2004

-Memphis is a city in southwestern Tennessee. It has a high crime rate, high car theft rate, and lots of morons. The last one is actually the worse, however. The local hip-hop scene is overrun with monotony and redundancy. The city council is ran by a bunch of know nothing monkeys, and a lot people here are stuck in the past. They are pratically against progression. Hell, some even protested the Grizzlies, failing to realize that the team would rake major income. Welcome to Moronephis.
"What's better than Memphis? Anything."
Source: Soup, May 20, 2004

(NOW, HOW ABOUT SOME OF THE DISGUSTING THINGS HE WROTE?)
-(Definition of Catalin:) East European homosexual pride dance. Known for double anal penetration.
When I kicked him, my foot went clear to the ankle in his ass, he must have been a Cataliner.
Source: Soup, Apr 3, 2003

-(Definition of Monkey Grip:) The devouring of fabric unintentally into the vaginal crevass of a female.
See camel toe, or moose knuckle
Jesus, I had to use my truck and a logging chain to get her panties out of that giant monkey grip!
Source: Soup, Apr 3, 2003
by Your Mom December 8, 2004
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RedMonkey

1. reference to a monkey's ass. sphincter becomes inflaimed and irritaded.

2. a person who frequents message boards.
The Preperation H really helped my case of redmonkey
by your mom December 7, 2003
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egg cream

A drink made of milk, chocolate syrup and soda. The name egg cream was given in order to fool the gentiles.
I don\'t understand, it has neither egg nor cream.
by your mom April 26, 2005
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sux0R or 5|_|x0r

|_| 4r3 t3|-| 5|_|x0r
by your mom November 4, 2003
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Your Mom

when theres a perfect chance to rip into some one infront of his friends
big jock-"hey, im gonno bang your head against the wall, cause im a big stupid jock"

defensless little guy-"and ill bang your mom so hard up the ass that ill knock her teeth out"
by your mom July 11, 2003
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gunty

gunty-adj
ghetto, crappy, pathetic
"Man, your '85 Yugo is gunty!"
by Your Mom December 3, 2003
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Fake Hollywood

1. Fake Hollywood

When a guy blows some of his load on her back, and then when she turns around to look, he blows the rest in the face



Source: anonymous, Sep 19, 2003


^I like the one when the misogystic little urban dictionary faggot is getting his dick sucked and then the chick reaches for the butcher knife and cuts the little faggot wanker's pin dick off and shoves it down his fat mouth!
It's called the "shutup ya fag" maneuver!
by your mom October 12, 2004
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