Your Mom's definitions

ling

(n) The sound made when you throw a pan against a hard surface such as a wall or a floor. This is commonly done by Chinese people in order to name their children. Thus, there are millions of chinese people named: Ling, Ching, Ang, Ding, Dong, Chang, Pang, etc.

After throwing the customary pan against the metal wall, the old man heard the sound "Ling!" and immeadeately named his newborn song Ling.

by your mom February 14, 2007

Boat Pig

Adj, noun; A person who spends all day and night gambling at the local riverboat casino.

Mike's parents spend all their time at the casino. They are a couple of boat pigs.

by Your mom February 19, 2004

poontank

A whore, that is a slut

get away form me poontank!

by your mom January 8, 2005

No-Hitter

Noun; A jackoff who tries to play blackjack, but refuses to hit any hand that he may bust with.

The dealer was showing a 10 and he had a hard 12, but he still wouldn't hit the hand. What a fucking no-hitter.

by Your mom February 19, 2004

agent orange

a central character in the Questin Tarentino movie "Reservoir Dogs." Agen Orange is, in fact, a polic infomrant on the diamond that the plot revolves around, and is ironically shot by police fire and dies in a warehouse.

That dude in Reservoir Dogs.

by your mom March 27, 2005

snotlocker

your nose.

he must have lost the combonation to his snotlocker because he is trying to pick it.

by your mom September 3, 2003

cat's ass

the best, the bomb

Have you heard the Jason Mraz CD yet? It's the cat's ass!

by your mom September 7, 2003