Your Mom's definitions

the da vinci code

An Awful book by experienced thriller-writer DaN Brown. The book is awful because it is based on false evidence, and makes riDiculous claims. The wRiting itself is hardly good. Brown is following the ainciEnt formula for a thriller. Anyone who is suprised, interested, or in any Way mentally provoked by the book is stupid.

You: Yo man! "The Da Vinci Code" kicks major ass!

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKER. No, dude, it doesn't.

You: Yeah, it rules! It revoloutionized my view of the world, and immersed me in the FAlse hIStories of people I never really understood before(, being stupid).

Me: HAHAHA YOU FOOL!! THAT'S BULLSHIT!!! I can teach you More (reAl) history in tweNty minutes than you learned in that shitty-ass book! I'm going to pop a cap in yo momma motherfucker!

by Your MOM May 25, 2006

food

Food: as in what models dont eat

Hey want some food?
Oh. It has too many calories for me.

by Your Mom June 18, 2006

koozie

Code word for saying that you fucked a girl today.

Yo, dawg. KOOZIE!!!!

by Your Mom September 21, 2005

keel hauling

Receiving any kind of action from a girl, such as making out, blowjobs, eating out, sex, hand jobs, etc.

I got keel hauled by this hot babe last weekend.

by Your Mom May 21, 2005

Good Fellas

THE best movie ever made. About the famous mobster Henry Hill, and his life being a a simple kid, then going into the mob. It is the best movie ever.

jimmy: have u seen good fellas?

matt: no, why

jimmy: cuz its mad good, here borrow it, tell me wut u think

(1 week later)

matt: HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME

by your mom June 26, 2005

goth

before: a style of architecture

now: someone who "doesnt care what anybody thinks" yet before he/she leaves the house, they make sure their chains are the right length when they hang down from his/her black pants and they reapply their eye liner

prep: oooh i love hesse mcartney
goth: that guys a fag
prep: ok
goth: WHAT DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT? WELL I DONT CARE WHAT ANYBODY THINKS!
goth: but before you go, does my mowhack look alright?

by your mom March 20, 2007

banana cream pie

When a male ejaculates on his hand and smacks the semen in a female's face while simultaneously whacking her in the face with his penis.

i gave that bitch a huge banana cream pie, and now she's got a big red amrk across her face!

by Your Mom April 10, 2005