251 definitions by Your Mom

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"the coco steps" are the steps of a prude person, or coco. 1st base is saying "hi", second base is touching someone anywhere with cloths on, third base is touching someones face, a homerun is holding hands, and getting a hug is a walk off grand slam.
dude i got to 1st with my mom the other day!
by Your Mom April 30, 2004
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An Awful book by experienced thriller-writer DaN Brown. The book is awful because it is based on false evidence, and makes riDiculous claims. The wRiting itself is hardly good. Brown is following the ainciEnt formula for a thriller. Anyone who is suprised, interested, or in any Way mentally provoked by the book is stupid.
You: Yo man! "The Da Vinci Code" kicks major ass!

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKER. No, dude, it doesn't.

You: Yeah, it rules! It revoloutionized my view of the world, and immersed me in the FAlse hIStories of people I never really understood before(, being stupid).

Me: HAHAHA YOU FOOL!! THAT'S BULLSHIT!!! I can teach you More (reAl) history in tweNty minutes than you learned in that shitty-ass book! I'm going to pop a cap in yo momma motherfucker!
by Your Mom May 19, 2006
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a condition in which your face looks 'zactly like yo' ass.
Your mom's so ugly that just one look at her gave me the zactly disease.
by Your Mom May 26, 2003
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"I use the word thingle, because i think it makes me sound gangsTER."
by Your Mom February 21, 2004
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A channel that airs all animated shows. The shows during the day are all meant for children, and, as stated before, consist mainly of hacked up anime. However, starting at eleven, airs adult swim. The greatest mix of comedy and anime on television today.
"Dude, did you see Family Guy last night?"
"Hell yeah man, that's some funny stuff."
by Your Mom July 26, 2004
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A song sung by a dog in the Osbournes Christmas Special. (Triumph The Dog)
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Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Your Mom December 19, 2003
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