Your MOM's definitions

Hizzybow

House

Bitch this is my hizzybow

by your mom April 28, 2003

the zactly disease

a condition in which your face looks 'zactly like yo' ass.

Your mom's so ugly that just one look at her gave me the zactly disease.

by your mom May 26, 2003

Manteca

Manteca otherwise known as "teca" town is known for the famous Manteca Waterslides. Now that the waterslides are being torn down to build housing developments this little central valley town will have nothing to be known for.

The Manteca Waterslides!

by your mom May 13, 2005

No Doubt

Talented band whose first album most CERTAINLY was NOT Tragic Kingdom. Sheesh. Get it right, kids.

No Doubt was est. 1987.

by your mom June 17, 2003

your mom

your mom is the only phrase that answers anything and everything someone might say to you.

ex:

A: What's up?
B: Your mom's penis

A: I went home sick yesterday
B: I went home with your mom yesterday

A: Pass the salt.
B: Pass your mom.

A: No! I will not have sex with you!
B: Your mom won't have sex with you!

by your mom May 13, 2005

Phuck Ewe

Phonetics for "fuck you"

Phuck ewe n00b.

by Your Mom December 15, 2003

Jawhes

A big firm dildo

I saw a porno movie in which Jenna Jamison used a jawhes on snatcheroo.

by Your Mom February 4, 2004