Definitions by Your MOM

Aned 

To get your anus kicked in.

Iraq is gonna get aned.

Aned by Your Mom March 19, 2003

Axis of Weasels 

1.One of the dumbest sites ever. You get a sticker for effort though.
2.France, Germany, and Canada

Rod refers to what is in his bum.

Axis of Weasels by Your Mom March 19, 2003

Vibraphone 

see mullet- i mean mallets

Vibraphone by your mom March 14, 2003

V card 

"V" stands for virgin, holding the V card means you're still a virgin.

"I still hold the V card"

V card by your mom March 10, 2003

Hooked Up 

Hooking up with someone, making out with them, but not going all the way. Regional usage; note that "hooking up" may mean you went all the way in some places.

"We hooked up last night"
"John and Katie hooked up at the party"

Hooked Up by your mom March 10, 2003

Meaningful One Night Relationship 

A nice way of saying you're going to have sex with someone and never see them again.

Mostly used by girls

"All I want tonight is a meaningful one night relationship"

Meaningful One Night Relationship by your mom March 10, 2003

fuck rag

An insult, but also the rag that is used to clean up after having a fuck with someone, thus fuck rag.

"You cum-drenched fuck rag"

fuck rag by your mom March 10, 2003