Your MOM's definitions

goffy

a pansy

look at his girly clothing...he's such a goffy.

by your mom June 23, 2003

beefing

Forming raw ground beef around your penis and proceeding to shove it up a female's ass.

I was beefing this lady so hard, that when i pulled out, the beef was cooked.

by Your Mom April 10, 2005

John Elway

A better QB than Marino(Elway actually used his team), known for blowing the colts away by not joining them, then got humiliated in 3 SBs til' he won 2

He let Terrell Davis(2,008 yards) get some carries and that equaled rings, Dan let no one really get carries and that equaled records and no rings.

by Your mom March 27, 2005

jew-bag

Seemingly self-important media executives hyping up the situation involving the land they are attempting to reclaim. However, gave up on and left centuries ago. They are attempting to allocate U.S. tax dollars to support their cause which has absolutely nothing to do with the United States of America. "Homeland" my ass. Does this mean that if I convert to Judaism I can claim Israel as my "homeland?"

"Do you want to watch the jew-bag channel?"

by your mom April 6, 2005

blasted

slammed with a cock and or fingers to the point of pain.

man you got so blasted last night it wasnt even funny!

by your mom December 27, 2004

dumpmouth

adj; when someones breath smells like they are sucking on shit.

Hilda's dumpmouth is so bad that it could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

by Your mom February 20, 2004

wigga pie

Expression used by the members in a band called dilt while flashing gang sighns then punching eachother in the boob. usually never used in a serious way, and with much tonation.

"fo shizzle my nizzle"
"wigga pie"

by your mom July 11, 2003