John Elway

A better QB than Marino(Elway actually used his team), known for blowing the colts away by not joining them, then got humiliated in 3 SBs til' he won 2

He let Terrell Davis(2,008 yards) get some carries and that equaled rings, Dan let no one really get carries and that equaled records and no rings.

by Your mom March 28, 2005

Punish the toilet

Used when someone must take a shit, to punish the toilet

Man, I gotta punish the toilet
I just punished the toilet so bad it spit at me

by Your mom April 28, 2004

super calli fredgulistic ex pe alli doschus

longest word ever know to man. You would say this when something good or great just happened or is going to happen.

1.) This pie is super calli fredgulistic ex pe alli doschus.
2.) I have a feeling this is going to be the super calli fredgulistic ex pe alli doshus time of my life!

by Your Mom May 27, 2004

Bag Toucher

Adj,noun; 1)A person who likes to touch mens bags(scrotums).

I walked into the wrong bar the other day on Chicago's north side and it was full of bag touchers.

by Your mom February 19, 2004

Phuck Ewe

Phonetics for "fuck you"

Phuck ewe n00b.

by Your Mom December 15, 2003

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?:( This makes no sense.

Why was Real.Scary banned. ?:(

What is going on, I want to play. ?:(

What is that grunting noise coming from my mom's bedroom, and where is our dog. ?:(

by Your Mom July 11, 2004

crizzle tizzle

verb- to relieve oneself

Yo, I just crizzle tizzled up in this nizzle bizzle- ya heard?

by Your mom May 11, 2003