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by Your daddy April 28, 2003
Get the Quigonimug. An Excellent submachine-gun manufactured by Heckler and Koch(H&K). It has 3 settings:Semi-automatic, 3 round burst, and full automatic. The MP5 uses 9mm parabellum rounds used by handguns such as the beretta. widely used by the Special Forces and SWAT Teams, the MP5 is a versatile and reliable gun.
by your daddy July 3, 2003
Get the MP5mug. A duck is a small multi-colored dick (due to wacking off with self tanner)wheeling kid who loves to talk shit about fine girls that he can only hope to have a chance with. Also a person who annoys the shit out of those girls boyfriends but is too much of a coward to say anything to either of their faces.
That dumb fuck just text messaged me talking about my girlfriend.. what a fucking duck, I hate that dumb ass
by Your Daddy December 31, 2004
Get the duckmug. A rifle designed in the 1920s by John C. Garand, a Canadian. Once accepted by the U.S. Army, it was the world's first semi-automatic rifle to be in military service. It had a significant advantage over bolt-action rifles because of its semi-automatic mechanism. The shooter can shoot as fast as he can pull the trigger. In the late years of the World War II, Semi-automatic rifles were adopted by other nations, such as the Gewehr 43 of the German Army, and the Tokarev SVT-40 of the Russian Army. Both of these rifles were inferior compared to the M1 Garand. The M-1 Garand was deadly accurate to ranges of about 600-700 meters, and its maximum range was about 1000 meters. This did not prove to be a disadvantage because infantry rarely engaged the enemy at ranges of over 400 meters. The only drawback of the M1 Garand rifle is the 8-round en bloc clip. With this clip, the rifle could not be reloaded in the middle of shots; the soldier had to shoot off all his rounds before reloading. Also to add to this drawback was the loud "bing" sound the clip made when ejecting. Despite these disadvantages, the M1 Garand rifle was the greatest battle implement ever devised. The M1 Garand rifle shot the .30-06 round, slightly larger than the German 7.92x57mm rifle round, the Soviet 7.62x54mm R rifle round, and roughly equivalent to the British .303 round. The M1 Garand was the base design for later rifles such as the M14A and M14A1, chambered around the 7.62x51 NATO (.308 Winchester) round.
A carbine version was also produced for the M1 Garand in World War II, the M1A1 Carbine. It came in both wooden stock and folding stock versions for paratroops. It was a rather weak carbine, due to its shorter barrel. It was also a bit inaccurate, but its compact size and light weight provided mobility. It was usually issued to soldiers who are not in the infantry (truck drivers, supply and logistics), officers, NCOs, and tank crews. In the meanwhile, the M1 Garand rifle was issued to the infantry rifleman. With this rifle, the American infantryman always had the advantage over their enemy.
A carbine version was also produced for the M1 Garand in World War II, the M1A1 Carbine. It came in both wooden stock and folding stock versions for paratroops. It was a rather weak carbine, due to its shorter barrel. It was also a bit inaccurate, but its compact size and light weight provided mobility. It was usually issued to soldiers who are not in the infantry (truck drivers, supply and logistics), officers, NCOs, and tank crews. In the meanwhile, the M1 Garand rifle was issued to the infantry rifleman. With this rifle, the American infantryman always had the advantage over their enemy.
man, you bitches dont know shit about guns, shut the hell up and make up definitions on something else.
As 8 Japs came charging at him with fixed bayonets, the American marine dropped all of them with his trusty M1 Garand. The loud bing was heard by his comrades as the last Jap fell to the ground.
As 8 Japs came charging at him with fixed bayonets, the American marine dropped all of them with his trusty M1 Garand. The loud bing was heard by his comrades as the last Jap fell to the ground.
by your daddy January 23, 2005
Get the M-1 Garandmug. 1:The Spainish word for monkey.
2:A saying that can be used in dirty words.
3:A insult to Mexicans,Latinos,Cubans,
and Phillipine People.
2:A saying that can be used in dirty words.
3:A insult to Mexicans,Latinos,Cubans,
and Phillipine People.
1:Look at that Chongo In the Tree.
2:Enni Menni Minni Drongo,Would you like to Kiss my Chongo?
3:Get the fuck out of my tree you Fuckin Chongo!,Go to Hell!
2:Enni Menni Minni Drongo,Would you like to Kiss my Chongo?
3:Get the fuck out of my tree you Fuckin Chongo!,Go to Hell!
by Your Daddy August 17, 2004
Get the Chongomug. ADJ. foo`BAR
An acronym for Fucked Up Beyond All Reason. Used commonly for situations of extreme desperation.
An acronym for Fucked Up Beyond All Reason. Used commonly for situations of extreme desperation.
by YOUR DADDY April 18, 2003
Get the F.U.B.A.R.mug. This is an acronym for Cock Devastation League, a group of men (and purportedly woman) who get their jollies by creating variations of the game "ring around the rosie".
"Jenna Jameson should be a poster child for CDL!"
"We were too busy at our CDL sausage fest to make the game tonight"
"We were too busy at our CDL sausage fest to make the game tonight"
by Your daddy March 11, 2004
Get the CDLmug.