251 definitions by Your mom

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Yo mama is something people say when they have already used all the other comebacks.

An unfunny way to end something funny.
Yo mammas so fat when she sat on a dollar bill, George Washington sang,"Oh say can you see, get your fat ass of me!"

Well, yo mamma so stupid, shes dumb!
by Your mom March 04, 2005
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A cold ass rapper, from you guessed it the ATL, he has cool flows and funny lyrics, in with boyz n da hood, but he's is tight solo
from Over here:

No need to brag, man these hoes love jeezy, they just love my swag, the way I do my thang, I'm just a young ghetto nigga with a big ass chain
by Your mom March 29, 2005
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what u say in responce to any question
your mom : so what did u do today?
you : your mom

jen: so what r we doin 2day in french?
me: your mom!
by Your mom March 29, 2003
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when theres a perfect chance to rip into some one infront of his friends
big jock-"hey, im gonno bang your head against the wall, cause im a big stupid jock"

defensless little guy-"and ill bang your mom so hard up the ass that ill knock her teeth out"
by Your mom July 11, 2003
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your mom is the only phrase that answers anything and everything someone might say to you.
ex:

A: What's up?
B: Your mom's penis

A: I went home sick yesterday
B: I went home with your mom yesterday

A: Pass the salt.
B: Pass your mom.

A: No! I will not have sex with you!
B: Your mom won't have sex with you!
by Your mom March 15, 2005
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