You Know's definitions

compton ass eddie

his dick is so small
he pisses on his balls,
tries to make up for it with a truck he thinks is hoss
but we know the nine-five neon is boss

what now compton, word

by you know March 16, 2005

crupi

The act of masturbating while eating a box of cheeze-its.

I was bored last night, so I crupied.

by you know December 8, 2004

swantek

someone who pretends he can play certain computer games, but on the contrary is awful. these games include but are not limited to Medal of Honor and Spearhead.

"i was playing MOHAA last nite, man they had this guy who sucked"
"yeah i was there! He was such a swantek"

by you know April 29, 2003

intellution

the fucking coolest hat in the world

only cool people wear intellution hats

by you know June 21, 2003

wazzdakka

n.
1. A complete homosexual whose testicles resemble raisins.
2. A complete loser whose only date in life will be his right hand.
3. David Reid, synonymous with definitions 1 and 2.

Wazzdakka lives in Scotland. He loves the cock. He will never get laid.

by you know November 19, 2003

jamolian

a slang term for a person of Jamaican and Mongolian background.

"Maria is way better than Kelly the Irish bitch, because she's a fuckin' Jamolian!"

by you know March 23, 2004

Majesty of the Seas

An awesome ship travelling the Caribbean on 4 day cruises, stopping at Nassau, Bahamas, Cococay, Bahamas, Key West, Florida, and finally back to Miami. The only flaw is that it goes by too fast.

I still keep in touch with the great friends I made on Majesty of the Seas.

by You Know April 11, 2004